Shrimb

Sticking a pen/pencil up you penis hole

Me: wanna have a shrimb party on the weekend
Friend: sure! Where at?
Me: My grandmas house! At 6pm

by JonahCrab fan November 17, 2019

los mega shrimps

A Group of friend who have giant dicks.

Did you see those kids from Ted K. Tajima they are los Mega Shrimps

by Alfonso De La cruz November 18, 2016

Shrimplet

A type of dick that is so small that it requires the use of a magnifying glass.

Priest: Will you marry Joe even though he has a shrimplet?

Wife: Does it include a magnifying glass with a lifetime warranty?

Joe’s dick isn’t big enough to be a shrimp, it is a shrimplet.

by Maria F. November 5, 2019

Scrimp

Ebonics for seafood shrimp.

Nigga... pass me dem scrimps!

by MainEvent April 9, 2003

shrimpees

Sickness incurred from over-eating shrimps
-estimated quantity to contract shrimpees: approximately 150 shrimps
-symptoms are as follows: hallucinations, "the fois," uncontrollable belching, nausea, bow-leggedness, dizziness, unsatiable hunger for more shrimps

That burping bow-legged bitch must have a case of the shrimpees.

by Lease Ninja August 19, 2009

Shrimptard

A very small person. another word for "midget".

"Hey shrimptard!!! Why don't you grow a little?"

by 1234heyhey October 11, 2009

Shrimpnub

1.Relating to a person who has a small weiner
2.An immature person who has a tiny weiner
3.Relating to the size of the nub of a shrimp to be the size of someone's weiner

Guy #1: I did your girlfriend
Guy #2: No you didnt she doesnt dig shrimpnubs

by Vasili Brown November 28, 2010