Shank

To masterbate (wank) at the same time as having a poo (shit)

I went to the toilet to have a shank.

by Master w March 11, 2018

the big shank

Someone who is in your group friends. And he is really clumsy and he fucks everything up

You are such a big shank. You are the big shank

by NinjashadowxDDD January 5, 2018

Ryan Shanks

Gets a lot of sex from women daily and has a 13 inch cock. Very strong and touch man. He Has a six pack. He is very sexy and cute. He only plays with women on video games.

OMG Ryan Shanks cock was so big last night

by Massive Cock Man Ryan April 15, 2021

Shank

This is a combination of the words shit and wank. As suggested it is when a person has a wank and as they are about to cum they have a shit, this can give a mega orgasm!!!

Jimmy wanted more thank a simple wank so he had a shank and fuck me what a good shank it was.

by johnzaqxsw June 5, 2007

sugar shanked

to be stabbed by an improvised tool made of hard candy

Bro u good? Did you get sugar shanked? Ay bro please Detroit funerals are expensive!

by hogu April 17, 2022

Shank

The relaxation method most commonly used by men in the bathroom. The process involves Wanking and any combination of: Showering, Shitting, or Shaving. Combining the skills requires great skill and double (Two from the 'Sh...' list) and triple (three of the 'Sh....' list) shanks have been know to be fatal.

(Man returns from bathroom on night-out)
Mate: Good Shank?
Man: Yeah, just a double though - I left my razor at home.

by Doone March 9, 2011

Shank

An english slang, meaning to 'fuck' someone. similar to shag

"what did you do last night?"

"shanked a few bitches, went to the bar... what didn't I do?"

by BeSmartDumbassBitch January 5, 2021