Shank

1. Literally, to stab in the stomach

2. More loosely, to screw something up, make a mistake, etc.

3. In sports: to make a bad shot/play, to hit the ball awkwardly.

Did you see that tennis ball? I hit it over the fence!
Yeah, you really shanked that one.

by tennisdude November 20, 2010

Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Shank

Someone who does stupid, anger inducing, or irritating things

We would have gotten our food but this dumb shank forgot their wallet

by AlphaAbove April 19, 2024

Shank

Any object you can stab someone with.

”Aw nuts that roadman just cut me with his shank”

by DaToddla March 29, 2021

Shanks

A way for hibos who dosent know how to say thanks says thanks

Shanks for the money grandpa

by Some wierd dude December 28, 2021

Ship shanked

Shit out of luck

When I found myself in trouble and with no way out, I was ship shanked.

by Brianswords October 3, 2020

Shanks

An indian who types on discord (specifically TPNE) all day and smells like shit

Hey shanks Bel Air is Never Coming twan

by PositiveRickRoss December 7, 2025