Roman War Mask

The act of getting a girl to suck you off to the point of ejaculation and at the last second pulling out, dropping your balls over her eyes and slapping her on the forehead slinging cum in a line through her hair. giving the appearance. of an old Roman War Mask

I was with Officer Keith's wife last night and gave her a Roman War Mask.

by marinemarauer January 28, 2009

Romangerous

A combination of Romantic and Dangerous, usually used to describe a potential boyfriend/girlfriend who's not ideal.

Guy 1: So I really like her, but she spent our first date talking about table settings at our wedding.
Guy 2: Sounds really romangerous, I'd stay away.

by Baggodocious February 1, 2010

Roadmance

When you're stuck in traffic or just staring idly out the window at 100km/h and your gaze locks on to another car dweller for just the briefest yet longest of moments. A smile or slight nod may or may not make the two involved "official".

Steve had been riding shotgun all afternoon and was contemplating a short nap, however at the next traffic lights he suddenly found himself involved in a whirlwind roadmance with the Labrador in the next vehicle.

by stooged April 13, 2010

Romance to Ruins

An extremely good looking band, comprised of long haired Keith, The whitest brown kid Phil, the ginger Dan, and the "happy bithday derek" Sean. Their music makes grown men cry and women climax. From their heavy breakdowns to their catchy riffs, this band is as good of a catch as their hot groupies.

Dude, i just Romance to Ruins'd in my pants

by XxOceansBetweenUsxX August 24, 2010

romanic

a manic romantic. a guy or girl that's super into you one day and then seems cold the next.

needy girl: "I don't get it. he called me every day last week and told me he loved me twice. now he won't even respond to my texts. wtf?"

me: "oh, that's cuz he's romanic."

by goldenboyswift January 9, 2011

Roman Yogurt

When two guys ejaculate in a single yogurt and then eat it together.

Harry Potter: Hey, Ron you want to jizz in yogurt then eat it?
Ron: Nah, I've had enough Roman Yogurt today.

by D'Angelo Collins December 9, 2013

Roman Fenzl

A person who doesn't know crap so he ends up growing a divergent hair line and also plays battle cats. He also corrects people if they are grammatically incorrect.

God that guy is a weirdo. He's exactly like a Roman Fenzl

by Guywithrandomdefinitions April 25, 2017