a random 

noun: someone (usually of the opposite sex, but not always) whos number you have, but you don't really know them. May have met then once or twice(usually while intoxicated). May have never even met them at all. You call them when you are bored and need something to do.

Man, I'm bored lets call up some randoms on my phone.

That guys a random; got his number when I was wasted, but dont really know him.

a random by Sahar October 25, 2004

Band Random 

(adj): Band Random, simply put, is the culmination of inside jokes, peculiar traditions, and all of the zany & funny occurrences that happen during rehearsal. Those in band talking about their misadventures will often highly confuse those who aren't in band, leading those out of the loop to classify the subject of conversation as abnormally random. These "abnormally random" topics are therefore classified as Band Random; more random than normal yet not as random as an acid trip.

Jenn: Hmm, Nikki's status says, "French Horn section + foam swords, battle axes, & maces + water gun + bubble tea after rehersal = FUN NIGHT!"
Danielle: Whoa, that's Band Random!

Band Random by ILessThan3Band September 8, 2010

uncle random

Uncle Random is like kids TV directed by David Lynch . He’s that family friend who’s not actually related but you wish he was . He’s the cunt who says tells you things your parents should have . He’s a heavily medicated cunt but never hides it and that’s why people love him . Uncle Random swears way too much and makes you laugh at things you really shouldn’t

“The c word is the worst word to be invented i can't even type it out i hate it that much it makes me go all Uncle Random “

“Shut up you dumb cunt”

uncle random by Uncle Random January 6, 2019

cancer random 

An unreputable individual

He says he will pay me back. I don't believe it, he's a cancer random

cancer random by midnightsun56 May 7, 2020

Mr.Random 

As Mr. Random I do agree that I am quite stupid, it’s accurate

“You’re being very Mr.Random right now”

Mr.Random by Mr Random itself December 28, 2021

Mr.Random 

Mr.Random is the dumbest person alive.
Mr.Random can be used as an adjective and as a noun.

friend-"bro you're so fucking Mr.Random"

Mr.Random by salam_turk May 21, 2021

fuzzy random 

The most accurate description of what a woman would call logical, from a man's point of view. What a woman thinks is logic seems totally illogical to a man, and sometimes, vica-versa. It usually leads to a dissagreement on what meaning there is to a statement. Basically any situation involving something that seems or is completely normal to you but causes conflict from people reading too much into it.

Man: Honey, do you want to try that new menu at the bar tonight? They have some nice low-fat stuff on there.
Woman: So now I'm fat am I?
Man: No! OK, if you're going all fuzzy random on me, we'll go to Maccas.

OR

Man: Let's head to the beach babe, the guys reckon it's awesome down there.
Woman: I'm not your damn trophy, do you have to parade me around in my bikini in front of the whole beach?
Man: Where the hell did that come from? Damn fuzzy-random excuse for logic you got there...

fuzzy random by Dr_Snapid January 6, 2006