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Brucey : "Ew man that sick son of a bitch over there doesnt wipe!"
Eric : "SICK...wait how the fuck do you know that..."
Brucey: "uh ub...lets go hunting while we uhm eat meat and uh go and check out some hot muh-CHICKS!"
by kaylaashley December 29, 2003
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Peanut butter jelly sandwich

When a woman is on her period and doesn't do a good enough job wiping after taking a shit, blood and crap are stuck in the butt crack and are therefore called a peanut butter jelly sandwich.
My girlfriend Teresa is so gross. She never washed away that nasty peanut butter jelly sandwich forming in her ass crack.
by I-Am-The-Cold June 13, 2016
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Peanut butter cup

When you eat shit out of a black persons ass.
"I peanut butter cupped Jackie last night."

"Dude that's nasty."
by whattheeverlivingshit March 7, 2017
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skippy peanut butter

Skippy peanut butter is a faster way to orgasm on a girls cunt. You spread it and glob it in your mouth and teeth. You then hawk a spit of skippy into the opening of a loose cunt while cumming in her. You then proceed to make a smoothie and cock slap her eyes until she drinks every ounce. The left over of the peanut butter jar is used to shove it at a 45 degree angle up her ass.
"Man, I just Skippy Peanut butter the grocery lady last night. I told her all we need is a jar of peanut butter, no condom."
by lonely boy1 October 23, 2011
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Peanutopolis

A State if mind making you feel very strong and powerful,almost mayor like
The inside of my snickers wrapper said peanutopolis
by Chris1993 May 25, 2008
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Peanut Butter Status

An invasive and aggressive act in which one uses his or her fingers to probe the anus of another in a way that mirrors the scooping of the last remnants of peanut butter from the bottom of the jar.
"Why are you crying?"
"My doctor went all peanut butter status during my prostate exam"
"Chunky or Smooth."
"It felt like he had giantism in his hands."
"Ahh, so chunky."
*Sniffle*
by HPVsucks August 11, 2009
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Peanut Gallery

Peanut Gallery is a term used on someone who is making unwanted comments in a situation.
“No, Karen, Peanut Gallery is not a racist term, you’re just being a dim-witted sensitive baby.”

What have you been doing up late this past night?” “I was smoking with some friends.” “Oooh, you got smoke breeaaath!” “Oh, shut it, Peanut Gallery.”
by Juniette December 11, 2020
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