Patch

Husky fellow that resides at the McCallie School and happens to get much vagina.

Is it true you had sex with Patch last night?

by unavailiable February 3, 2004

cabbage patch

some vaginal foliage

"She had hair everywhere, so I said, 'you dumb bitch, shave your cabbage patch!'"

by JW#1 November 3, 2006

pumpkin patch

Completely jacked up.
Something that is completely messed up and there is no excuse for it, is pumpkin patched

You are going 10mph on the Freeway. When you finaly start to speed up, you see that the reason you were going so slow is everyone was slowing down to look at the cop on the side of the road. That is so pumpkin patch.

by wtca December 12, 2007

sour patch

usually occurs during oral sex when the recipiant grabs
the intender by the ears,forcing said intenders face to
be thrust into the unwashed pubis or rectum.

Carrie grabbed me by my ears and woukdn't let go until
I muffed her sour patch.

by driver_im8 June 16, 2009

Patch

Patch/Pad/Beat Patch/Cut in:

A place in the countryside one drives to to smoke weed. Usually a patch of concrete or grass off road used during harvesting, hidden by trees/hedgerow in a farmers field. A good patch would have nice scenery, little mud and uneven ground, be discreet (no tyre tracks that can be followed and car can't be seen from road) and be able to cater for a few cars at once.

*If the farmer comes in his truck looking pissed off and with a gun tucked under his arm, run/drive/fly. .fast.

*Who are the twats that always leave munchie-rubbish everywhere? BAIT! Patchs are used by farmers too. .

*Having car lights on in the dark so people can see you on the road. .bad idea.

by Superjimmeh February 17, 2009

nasty patch

The patch of hair on the lower back right above the ass.

Yo dat bitch be so nasty dat she got dat nasty patch all up above her ass. it look like a small animal, b!

by JAK IV December 29, 2007

Patch

A person with red hair accompanied by, but not limited to, red pubic hair. Usually pale skinned and freckled. Someone who looks like a walking talking Cabbage Patch Kid.

Jim: I saw a particularly grotesque patch leaving the church on Palmer St. the other day.

Mick: What was a patch doing in church? It's not like they have a soul to be saved anyway...

Jim: Word.

by The Zaric October 15, 2011