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pulling a pinny

When someone is two lazy to come up with a creative proposal for their future wife, they pull what's known in the eastern U.S as "Pulling a Pinny" - That is, walking into the room wherever the girl is (preferably her bedroom while she's half asleep. This way she won't be expecting it, SURPRISE!) getting down on one knee and wiping it out.

You're lame ass proposal that is. Just ask her to marry you, don't bother being creative at all.

You know she's going to say yes, you've got this "in the bag." So on the most special day of her life, just be a lazy asshole and Pull a Pinny.
You've been dating a girl for 6 months. You know she's madly in love with you. Whenever you propose you know she'll say yes. Now the honorable thing to do would be to create this wonderful proposal and surprise her. Make her feel special, it's the most wonderful day of her life. What do you do though? You start Pulling a Pinny. You walk into her room while she's half asleep (clothing situation: unknown), you get down on one knee, and you kill her hopes and dreams of marrying a half decent human being. SMH
by A Ring Yeah Manz January 1, 2014
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make your pinky stinky

to insert a pinky finger into a vagina or asshole during the sex act of “fingering” (also called finger banging or finger fucking) or to allow another person to do this to you, which gives the pinky a distinctive odor of sex which may be considered either pleasant or unpleasant
Why don’t you come home with me after school today and I’ll make your pinky stinky?

You are so sexy that you’re making me wet! Why don’t you come over here and let me make your pinky stinky?
by Geraldine Antonia Blank December 23, 2017
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a fuckwit genius called pinochio

the ability to lie at a superhuman rate making everyone believe anything you say is true

Todd: did you know Noah is gay

Jared: wow thanks for telling me that!
that Todd is a fuckwit genius called pinochio he's brilliant!
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Rejepik and pinocchio kugler

Something you say about a guy who think he's the shit, but irl he's just a douchebag. So you use this term to say he has a small dick and balls.
"Yeah he just have the smallest rejepik and pinocchio kugler"
by Idek so stfu May 5, 2018
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pinoystudbaseballplayer

A kid named brian from garden grove who is a stud when it comes to baseball.
Boy, Brian sure is a pinoystudbaseballplayer
by pinoystudbaseballplayer October 9, 2008
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four pinocchio's

An unabashed liar like Donald Trump.
He/she tells so many lies I give him/her four Pinocchio's.
by PDVB September 7, 2017
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