Porking

To simulate the action of anal fornication while fully clothed. Usually this activity takes place between three or more male companions, in a competiton for alapha male status in the given micro-society that they inhabit. Smaller or weedier males are often the porkee.

Other forms: To Pork, To get porked,
Variations: Frontal Porking (a little gay though), Head Pork (A little dangerous), Female Pork (A little illegal and has been known to result in angry boyfriends).

Hey guys, last night we gave that billy a real good porking before bed.

by Goldring May 9, 2007

parking

1. to postition a vehicle in a designated area for storage.

2. to be pretty good at golf.

1. i parked my car before i went into the store
2. look at my score today! i am the PAR-KING!

by Klosterman6969 July 29, 2004

pornstar parking

1. To park one's car in multiple spaces at any given time

Dude, I love how we're parked in 3 spaces, now we'll piss off the restaurant manager. Yea, that's pornstar parking for ya'.

by Austin Bade January 9, 2007

pekingese

a small dog with a squished in face

that pekingese looks like she got hit my a bus

by momo own October 11, 2009

Peaking

Peaking is when you poop so much that the poop looks like a mountain. With the top peaking over the water making a peak.

I took such a big poop it was peaking.

by Peaking January 7, 2015

parking lot pirate

a person always in the parking lot, begging for money, cigarettes, and rides to store...

hey be careful, i saw a parking lot pirate outside put up your valuables .

by dirtyent2007 November 12, 2010

Perkinsons

When you've had so much coffee you physically begin to shake.

I've had so many venti coffees from Starbucks today, I know how Michael J. Fox feels. Perkinsons, man.

by gravitee January 9, 2014