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PMP

"Pop My Pussy" when you get really excited about something and you can't control your genitals
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PMS

Former Medical Term, abbreviation for "Premenstrual Syndrome".

A mysogynist term for the combination of
a)hormonal changes a woman undergoes that prepare her to menstruate and
b) the exhaustion caused by women not taking care of themselves at this time.

Often used to exonerate another person of guilt for wrongs they have done to the involved woman by minimising her reactions.
Bill: Jude, why's June crying?
Jude: Oh, I just said her cooking sucks and she needs to clean the house more often. She started crying and yelling about being unappreciated.
Bill: Oh, sounds like she's got PMS.
Jude: You got it, Bill.
by InaGoddessEye December 29, 2004
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PMV

PMV is an internet slang abbreviation for Picture Music Video. A Picture Music Video is a video similar to an Animated Music Video AMV. However, PMV's are created by using still drawings to portray a story. Some Picture Music Videos contain lyrics to a song used in the video. Picture Music Videos can be found on the popular video website Youtube. People usually make PMV's containing characters from their favorite t.v shows, books, movies, and video games. Some artists will even use characters of their own.
"Hey I worked really hard on this PMV you should check it out!"

"Sure I love watching picture music videos!"
by AngelLight94 May 6, 2015
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PMS

Also called: Pre Masacre Syndrome

A time when it is legaly declared unsafe to be around a woman.

Common symtoms of this syndrome are random decapitations of men, extra homework, more chores, ear aches, head aches, loss of spines particularly in men, a loss of reproductive organs (also widely in men), and general HELL!
Innocent bystander 1: Wha..What is it?
Innocent bystandar 2: I don't know.

Woman infected with PMS roars and breathes fire

Bystandars are torched, and then run, with multipul explosions in the background.
by Uknowthename July 4, 2008
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PMS

Satan's plan to take over the world by possessing women bodies once every month to bring pain and chaos to mankind, specially men
Dude, my gf has been pissing me off all god damn day, must have PMS
by Rizaun February 26, 2009
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PMD

Policy Manual Douche
In the workplace it refers to a middle-manager without the slightest education or wherewith-all to make, and stand by, a decision on their own. The PMD's greatest operational crutch is the company policy manual. Their only quality is having the ability to summarize rules and regulations that were written by someone else. A PMD fears repercussions from upper management and therefore stifles the possibility of a cheerful and productive atmosphere in the workplace. Without the capacity to think independently and offer viable real-world solutions to problems the PMD can literally be replaced by a 30 page company handbook.
PMD: I gotta mark you as being tardy this morning.
John: What? I stay late four days a week on my own recognizance.
PMD: Sorry, my hands are tied. You know the rules. Besides, corporate is coming down on me for allowing you to slide.
John: Sounds good. I'll also stop working overtime voluntarily since the rules state my hours as 9-5 with a 1 hr lunch.
PMD: Wish I could help you out.
John: You just did.
by itakepwnership January 20, 2011
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pms

Special time of the month that gives a woman strength of an ox, the stability of a one-legged stool, and the scream of a banshee. basically mans worst nightmare.
when shes pmsing you better stay away
by carol545 January 4, 2007
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