racist black person

A black person who doesn't think mostly white people should not live. The white people cannot try to befriend them because the black people won't think it would look good to have a white person around them. The white people just let it go when the blacks call them racial names and cracker mosst of the time, because the white people know they are meaningless since most black people will say that to each and every white person. But when a white person says nigger to a black person they become all angry as if cracker is ok to say to a white person but nigger isn't ok to say to a black person since whites have a history of being racist towards blacks. But they don't know that since they're so stupid and they just watch tv and figured it out, unbelievable! they figured something out! But when black people go around calling other black people nigger, it doesn't madder. It's cool to them. how stupid can you get? Imagine if white people went around calling each other cracker, that would be ridiculous. If a teacher or professor heard a black person call a white person cracker, they wouldn't care, but if a white person called a black person nigger, you would be like arrested. It seems like it's against the law or something. Well, the blacks make it seem like it is.

Dovany: Yo shut teh fuck up cracka.

Kevin: What? I didn't even say anything about you. Man, you are such a racist black person.

by bloodysox August 14, 2006

good person

Someone who cares in general.

Stuart is a good person. He still cares about going to school after recovering from his mental disorder.

by Ereck Flowers August 23, 2017

Majority Person

Someone who, in every aspect, conforms to the majority of people in their country. If the majority of people in their country have black hair, so do they. If the majority enjoy rock music, so do they. Basically, odds are you know at least one, unless you live in a statistic-ruining place, like a wacky college or some kind of commune.

Take me, for example. I'm a white male who voted for Obama. I have brown eyes and black hair. I'm of average height and weight, enjoy football, and have a desk job. I live in IL, in the United States. (pretty average state if you ask me). When I get out of college, I want to be a teacher. I even honestly enjoyed Owl City's Fireflies, and before that I liked Kanye, and before that I fell in love with 50 cent. (the majority of rap fans are white) I'm a majority person.

by I probably look like you. January 25, 2010

Second-Person Theory

The second person theory is the theory that, in almost all circumstances, the perpetrator in a crime based television show is the second introduced character in the episode. They are typically introduced after or just prior to the first lead and suspect. Holds true at least 90% of the time.

Refer to any episode of any crime show ever.

<dude 1> "They did it."
<dude 2> "What, how do you know that?"
<dude 1> "Second-Person Theory.

by Extracting December 1, 2013

boi_person

An mentally challenge fellow who copies definitions he finds on here and publishes them in a very slightly reworded manner, most likely because he's short a few chromosomes and therefore lacks the creativity to create his own original definitions

Dude, did you seriously just copy my definition AND give mine a thumbs down so it would get pushed under yours? What a boi_person, you're either stupid, petty, or some combination thereof.

by Doomus May 22, 2016

funniest person on the couch

A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.

Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

Spaghetti Person

Somebody who is very plain, lacking anything truly interesting about them. They feel like they need to make themself more interesting, so they purposely find abnormal things to identify themselves by. This is reminiscent of spaghetti, which is very plain until you add spaghetti sauce. Examples include, but are not limited to, learnig to ride a unicycle, buying a snake and bringing it everywhere, dying hair strang colors (often seen around the "Arts" department of many Community Colleges), or ordering only obscure cocktails at the bar.

Normal Person: Hey, how was your holiday?
Spaghetti Person: It was pretty good. I learned to play the didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Cool man. Did you do that homework assignment that's due today?
Spaghetti Person: Yea. Did you know that the didgeridoo is the worlds oldest instriment?
Normal Person: Didn't know that. Do you think I could copy that homework real quick?
Spaghetti Person: I feel totally calm when I play my didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Ok, but about that homework...
Spaghetti Person: Didgeridoo.

by SilverSpoonMan January 15, 2017