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by bigdickpatty October 19, 2019

Partial sex

The act of making out and or French kissing and dry humping ... not opening the draw bridge and going across into the forbidden lands...

Aye have you scene that movie when they have partial sex... aw I think I’m going to do that with Rachel someday.

by Lucifer_ina_box November 6, 2019

Patrick Devitt

The greatest Segment Slayer to have ever lived is Patrick Devitt, crown-bearer of the legendary "Josh Duncan's 'Got Any Change for this Kwarter' segment, among thousands of others in at least 3 US states. When Patrick is not slaying segments, he is busy instigating mental anguish and feelings of inferiority in his Strava rivals. Additionally, one time in college he started dictating a story in his sleep, which was later adapted by his roommate Orson Welles into the screenplay for "Citizen Kane," widely considered the greatest film of all time. No one knows how old Patrick is. Despite the fact that he has never appeared on the show, in 2019 Ken Jennings conceded that Patrick was the best Jeopardy contestant in the show's then-36-year history. Kanye West has also privately claimed that it was in fact Patrick, and not Beyonce, who had the best video of all time. While these and his many other achievements are beyond debate, in 2020 and 2021 Devitt was widely criticized for his condescension toward users posting their walking miles on Strava, as well as for a general lack of wokeness, which spurred the #walkforpatrick and #cancelpatrick movements in northern Illinois.

Today was a rest day, but I took the kids to the park and posted it on Strava so Patrick Devitt would see it and disapprove. #walkforpatrick

by #cancelpatrick October 18, 2021

Patricia

She’s an over thinker.

Omg patricia being patricia

by Rawrski November 23, 2021

Patrick Beverly

Best point guard in NBA History, cemented his GOAT status with a play-in tournament win over the Los Angeles Clippers

Is that Patrick Beverly? Did you know he is the greatest player to ever touch a basketball?

by TTT3Gamecocks May 18, 2022

Partial sexual

The person who didn't know which sexuality one have,in other words,he/she doesn't know if they are straight,gay/lesbian or bisexual. They are asexual before they find out their sexuality.

I have a partial sexuality.

by Anshi the vinci June 26, 2022

wet patrice

similar to a wet willy; however the target is a nostril rather than an ear

April: Dammit - some random just gave me a wet patrice... AGAIN!!!
Billy: Man long pause ...that sucks.

by B&SfromSB February 23, 2013