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pancake paralysis

When you eat pancakes but suddenly become overwhelmed with a sense of paralysis. This usually happens when you eat too much pancakes.
Elki: Hey fatshit take out the trash
Jon: Oh, darn. I would but I have pancake paralysis.
pancake paralysis by billyboyo September 29, 2013

pancake snuggle 

step 1: obtain approximately 3 to 5 consensual snugglers, preferably all sexually attracted to each other or in a poly amorous kinship network.
step 2: lie flat on each other, as if you were a pancake stack.
step 3: add syrup
Yo, yo guys up for a pancake snuggle later?
No, sorry, I'm allergic to syrup.
pancake snuggle by charkbate3 December 28, 2013

pancake special 

n - Pancake Special
A Pancake Special is a deal at a family restaurant in which the pancakes are either ENDLESS, or very cheap. Subsequently this brings people into disgusting restaurants like IHOP and Denny's.

n / v - pancake special
A Pancake special is the eccentric use of male semen to emulate butter in an erotic situation. Usually strategically placed between the gluteal muscles of the recipient. Then the fatty tissue around the glutes is slapped back in forth as to help MELT the butter, and or SPREAD the special sauce. However, this verb is also applicable to those with morbid obesity and their Panniculus, also known as fat rolls. Spread it here, there, enjoy it everywhere.
Definition 1 N -

Persons 1: Hey did you go to the IHOP pancake special? I texted you about it.
Persons 2: Actually no, IHOP is fucking disgusting. I would rather eat rubber.

Definition 2 N -

Friend 1: My and my boyfriend are going to give this new thing called pancake special a try tonight in the, you know...
Friend 2: What is the world is a pancake special?
Friend 1: Well, you see right when he is about to cum, he pulls out and -
Friend 2: Fuck you, I don't want to know another really crazy over-the-top urban dictionary euphemism for experimental erotic gratification.

V -
Friend 1: I pancake special-ed my girlfriend last night, we tried under her muffin-top this time.
Friend 2: You... Sick.. Fuck...
pancake special by ImADreamer October 16, 2014

pancake shooter 

When one has had so much anal sex, there poop just runs out alot like the consistency of pancake batter
Wow becky is a real pancake shooter
pancake shooter by shitling March 15, 2015

pancake flipper 

(Noun) A man who is currently dating an attractive female, but is cheating on her...with males.
Is Jennifer's boyfriend a pancake flipper?, he keeps giving me bedroom eyes.
pancake flipper by FlapJackKilla October 9, 2016

Pancake Coma 

The episode of postprandial hypoglycemia associated with the consumption of a stack of pancakes with syrup. It is usually associated with extreme fatigue and sometimes with headaches, anxiety, and trouble making decisions. Simply putting butter and spreading it over pancakes can help prevent the symptoms of pancake coma. Eating dried fruit and drinking soda can help one recover.
Tom: "Yo James, wanna go play Battlefield 1 Beta?"
James: "Nah dude, I just ate breakfast with John at Denny's and I have a heavy case of pancake coma."
Pancake Coma by Pyrometheus September 1, 2016