texas sneaky pete

The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.

The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.

by Sneakytexaspete January 23, 2019

Sneeky Pete

When you are wiping you bottom, but the toilet paper breaks and you accidentally finger yourself

"Dude what took you so long in the bathroom"

" sorry man i got a sneeky pete and had to spend extra time washing."

by theglidemaster May 19, 2019

3-Pete

The act of smoking from a bong where the user over-consumes the smoke and therefore has to take three tokes to clear the chamber

Man, lemme take a toke before you. The bowls dont last long with you keep taking 3-Pete’s

by Prism1857 August 9, 2018

On Pete

A term used to say something with meaning without ending in "on god."

The name "pete" refers to a past gang member known as Peter Rollat.

"We can get to hittin' right now, On Pete twin"

by 76deuce October 3, 2025

Pete Wentz

the biggest klavier gavin kinnie who doesn't even know who klavier gavin is

"doesn't klavier gavin kinda remind you of pete wentz?"
"actually, in my case its vice versa. pete wentz reminds me of klavier gavin !!!!!!!!!!! they're both gay swagsters in bands with style :cold_sweat:"

by bubuifbudiufodg July 16, 2022

Pete Wentz

The guy from Fall Out Boy who's simultaneously in everyone's ceiling at once.

Gary and Martha were doing it. As Gary took his underwear off Pete Wentz emerged from the vents to give him a condom.

Thanks Pete.

by FUDIGXITDTISIR November 3, 2025

Pete

Pete is the type of guy to beat his meat. He usually does it when other men are around and doesnt give a shit. He might be gay but we will never know the answer. If there's one thing we know for sure, he has a chode.

Wow, u have a chode, u must be pete
Pete, ur sister is hot

by Nigeriaftwrocky November 19, 2018