shoe you

Shoving a shoe up someone's ass in extreme anguish

"If you do not shut up, I will shoe you."

"Want to see how you will do in the game of shoeing?"

by JordanOlivier June 12, 2018

Shoe Imp

1. (n.) The cause of the irritating sensation one gets when something is lodged inside their shoe.

"OW! There's something in my shoe!"

"Damn Shoe Imps..."

by idon'twannabefriends1243 September 30, 2011

Moo Shoes

A pick up line that crosses boundaries.

Nice Moo Shoes, wanna go for a walk?

by Vin Nguyen February 28, 2018

Shoe faced

The act of being so insanely drunk that you vomit in a pair of shoes, rarely your own.

Trey was barefoot the rest of Halloween night because Lauren was shoe faced!

Lauren shoe faced all in my Sperrys.

Lauren, why do my Chucks smell like vomit? You are shoe faced!

by tweedledeeandfriends August 14, 2013

Valet Shoes

The 5 inch heels your date wears on a night out which also means she’s not walking from the parking garage and you’re paying the valet.

When getting ready for a night out, my wife said, you know I can't walk in these, but I’ll wear the valet shoes, we’re going straight to the club and you’re paying someone to park the car.

by rpcgal February 27, 2021

A buttered shoe

When you ejaculate on someone’s foot and they put their shoes on right afterward.

A: Why is Chrissy walking funny?
B: Her bf gave her a buttered shoe.

by Mr. 14 goats September 21, 2019

I-shoes

When someone continually talks only about themselves.... the use of I over and over in sentences... I-shoes is like issues

Stop with your I-shoes hollywood.. no one needs to hear your I-shoes

by leprekron February 7, 2007