nothing!

absolutely NOTHING

Dude 1: Yo dude look at that n o t h i n g
Dude 2: bro what the fuck your looking at nothing!

by Crasshy January 15, 2024

Five foot nothing brad pitt

A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.

Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.

by Solid Mantis October 29, 2019

nothing

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by steve uzkaki May 13, 2018

Nothing

Vanessa’s favorite word

Super Hot Boyfriend: “Whatchu doing baby?”
Vanessa “Nothing”

by Black Sugar December 20, 2018

nothing

Cheating on your girlfriend with a chick called selavetawuwuweoweosas!

Nothing is when you cheat on your girlfriend with a chick called selavetawuwuweoweosas!

by Blxck Emp February 16, 2019

Go girl give us nothing

When someone’s giving you nothing. In the sense that their actions/responses is meaningless, underwhelming, or disappointing. Boring, unenthusiastic, bad.

-“I heard you and Sasha got into a fight again? What did he say this time?Are you ok?”
-“It’s fine.”
- “go girl give us nothing.”

by urbanita-airlines October 25, 2025

Nothing

Nothing can never be nothing. I personally wrote an entire short story about it, (I love to write), and that was the best thing I ever made. Anyways, nothing is nothing...but it's also something. Whenever I was younger some people in my class would say things like, "I'm doing nothing right now!" and crap like that. I'm only ten now but I figured out that nothing is something special. You can never be thinking about nothing or doing nothing. If your standing there doing "nothing" your still standing and still breathing and all. And if you're thinking about "nothing", your brain is still thinking about breathing and random crud. So nothing should be considered something special. Even if you were "truly" doing nothing, since we have defined nothing that makes it something, so you would still be doing something. Like if you were thinking of nothing, you are technically still thinking about something; even without me going deep into it, it still means something. A chair is something right? So its something, but its also a chair. So nothing is something, but its also nothing. In reality nothing (the thing), does not exist in this galaxy. Maybe in another universe or dimension... but not this one.

"Nothing could've made her more happy than that."

"In order to fall asleep at night, I think of nothing." (incorrect)
"Nothing is something... but it's also nothing." -Me (correct)

by A^Random^Person June 14, 2022