when ones sleeping quarters reside in a small space between the mattress and ceiling (namely in a situation requiring one to crawl on hands and knees to reach pillow), and in an attempt to avoid creating a dutch oven, one rips ass outside of the sheets but effectively "dutches" their loft.
heat and stench rise, and the combination of the two results in a ripe and unforgiving gas chamber, known as a dutch loft.
heat and stench rise, and the combination of the two results in a ripe and unforgiving gas chamber, known as a dutch loft.
"I should have just taken that shit before i went to bed, now im going to suffocate from this dutch loft"
by Testicle Tuesday January 19, 2008
Get the Dutch Loftmug. The act of crapping into a cup, placing your genitals onto a surface, and using a stick to trace its outline with your own crap.
by nokia stretch May 21, 2009
Get the Dutch Genitraceonmug. Dad: Hey son take a look at this website
Son: Sure, uh OMG what the hell is that smell?
Dad: Oh, sorry son, I had a dutch laptop going
Son: Sure, uh OMG what the hell is that smell?
Dad: Oh, sorry son, I had a dutch laptop going
by chiguy61 December 11, 2010
Get the dutch laptopmug. The act of accidentally peeing in or on the female genitalia when you were actually trying to cum on/in it.
by Blawxwich October 22, 2013
Get the Dutch Lemonmug. by Chrichy August 29, 2003
Get the dutch goldmug. by J Senni April 19, 2006
Get the Dutch Treatmentmug. When two people are laying in a bed under the covers, one person passes gas and puts the covers over the other person head and doesn't let them out until the gases are no longer existent.
Farting under the blanket and putting someone under the covers to smell it. This is a dutch oven, also it keeps you warm.
by aaaaaahyiggie May 24, 2009
Get the Dutch Ovenmug.