A nice guy is anybody who believes that if one person shows another person of the opposite gender any small gesture of niceness, the first person is absolutely interested romantically/sexually and both persons absolutely should date/smash.
This can go both ways: a nice guy buying a girl flowers and so now she owes him sex; or a girl touching a nice guy's arm and that means she's in love with him.
This can go both ways: a nice guy buying a girl flowers and so now she owes him sex; or a girl touching a nice guy's arm and that means she's in love with him.
Nice guy: I guess being nice and being myself is a curse for girls.
Girl: It's probably the whining on FaceBook and the "I'm nice so fuck me" attitude, actually.
Girl: It's probably the whining on FaceBook and the "I'm nice so fuck me" attitude, actually.
by niceguydefinition May 21, 2022
"why won't you date me? I'm a nice guy.
You're just a fucking whore, nobody will ever love you like me. You are such a bitch"
You're just a fucking whore, nobody will ever love you like me. You are such a bitch"
by Trainy Mc trainface July 20, 2019
by Dani Shelby February 21, 2022
Also known as “Milkshakism”, is an ethereal movement started in Somerset, massachusetts (which also makes it the only interesting thing to come from this shitty fucking town) based on the birdflesh song by the same name. The movements prime goal is to change the world by the molecular level to a milkshake, creating a sweet and cool paradise out of earth.
Milkshake is nice
But not in my eyes
Only in my mouth and soul
I want the taste
All the time
Milkshake is not a crime
I like milkshake, I like it a lot
Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot
Fresh fruit, milk and cream
Like an ever flowing stream
I like it sweet, not too thick
Without a shake, I get sick
Cool milkshake in a pool
Swim and drink, don’t go to school
Milkshake is nice
But not in my eyes
Only in my mouth and soul
I want the taste
All the time
Milkshake is not a crime
I like milkshake, I like it a lot
Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot
Fresh fruit, milk and cream
Like an ever flowing stream
I like it sweet, not too thick
Without a shake, I get sick
Cool milkshake in a pool
Swim and drink, don’t go to school
Happy soul equals happy life
Share a shake with your wife
True beauty in the cream
But it can’t compete with you Jolene
But not in my eyes
Only in my mouth and soul
I want the taste
All the time
Milkshake is not a crime
I like milkshake, I like it a lot
Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot
Fresh fruit, milk and cream
Like an ever flowing stream
I like it sweet, not too thick
Without a shake, I get sick
Cool milkshake in a pool
Swim and drink, don’t go to school
Milkshake is nice
But not in my eyes
Only in my mouth and soul
I want the taste
All the time
Milkshake is not a crime
I like milkshake, I like it a lot
Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot
Fresh fruit, milk and cream
Like an ever flowing stream
I like it sweet, not too thick
Without a shake, I get sick
Cool milkshake in a pool
Swim and drink, don’t go to school
Happy soul equals happy life
Share a shake with your wife
True beauty in the cream
But it can’t compete with you Jolene
by Milkshake is nice August 31, 2019
The type of person who says that people from the lgbt+ community are groomers,pedos and sex offenders,while they themselves want to fuck kids,steal little girl's clothing and act creepy towards girls
In general terms,an unhinged person who projects themselves to others,especially their shifty parts of themselves and taking credit for the bare minimum,and whining about why the world doesn't resolve around him.
In general terms,an unhinged person who projects themselves to others,especially their shifty parts of themselves and taking credit for the bare minimum,and whining about why the world doesn't resolve around him.
The name "nice beardcell" derives from another 3 types of people:incels,neckbeard and nice guys.All of them are creepy and sexists to am extent,some are moderately sexist and creepy,others are creeping and being sexists of the charts
Jonh:these doodoo people want to beat foids!
Markella:*moves away from him*
Jonh:*stalks her,to the point of murdering Markella*
A cop Mr.Zholtz,you're a convicted necrophilic murderer
Jonh:No I'm not.poo animals are
Cop:Mr.Zholtz,you're not allowed to throw away the blame on others,nor to be a hateful douchebaggy dickheaded shitheading jackass
Jonh:b-
*the cop sents him to jail*
Jonh:these doodoo people want to beat foids!
Markella:*moves away from him*
Jonh:*stalks her,to the point of murdering Markella*
A cop Mr.Zholtz,you're a convicted necrophilic murderer
Jonh:No I'm not.poo animals are
Cop:Mr.Zholtz,you're not allowed to throw away the blame on others,nor to be a hateful douchebaggy dickheaded shitheading jackass
Jonh:b-
*the cop sents him to jail*
by 4tg June 19, 2022
Mrs.smith is selectively nice to people who shes can get something from look at her being nice to that guy so he can carry something heavy for her
by Kennysva April 14, 2018
A ruthless tyrant who heads a large organized crime family known for his wicked chirp and merciless ways. Has brought nothing but the beak and talon to the death of all those who oppose or are "bad for business". All so in the guise of a harmless caged cockatiel
by subjectofWN June 13, 2007