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megan knees private story

a private story on snapchat in which someone posts twerking videos of themselves or with friends.
i made a megan knees private story so i can get my hoes back
by yesimfrgay July 5, 2020
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The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.

Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?

Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.

**Later that night**

Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!

Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
by newsvava February 12, 2009
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“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”
Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
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Let's go Megan

A publicly acceptable way of expressing contempt for the 45th U.S. president. It is synonymous with the phrase 'Fuck Donald Trump'.
Person A: Hey, how about that Donald Trump, huh? He was a pretty good president, don't you think?

Person B: Ugh, no. Let's go Megan.Person A: Yeah, you're right. Let's go Megan.

Person A: Yeah, you're right. Let's go Megan.
by HeWhoMustNotBeNamed213 October 13, 2024
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Megan

The best name there is.
Megan was walking down the streets
by The best perosn on the world September 28, 2020
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Megan

This girl is like any sluy you have seen in any high school movie, she is a hoe. She loved black dick but will take mexican sometimes, she claims she changes but still acts like a hoe in socail media she is a little bitch that cannot fight. Ask any guy at your school about her and they will say "oh yea shes been fucked"
That girl suck so much cock, she is a megan.
by Jacobboii999 June 27, 2017
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