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by lizzie brown May 8, 2021
Get the how is megan so good at singingmug. by yesimfrgay July 5, 2020
Get the megan knees private storymug. The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
by newsvava February 12, 2009
Get the angelina jolie turns gay with megan foxmug. She is bossy, moody and a brat. She’s funny as heck though! When she is sent somewhere to be sensible, she will be. Well, for a while. Then she’d start to join in and do all crazy things that kids do. She’s a clean freak, but always too lazy to do anything.
Megan! Why didn’t you clean your room?!?!?!
by .ello.there.my.friend. October 31, 2019
Get the Meganmug. When a girl loses a condom in her vagina after sex and doesn't find it until a week later and it starts to smell like seafood.
"Susan, I'm so embarrassed, I've been showering, but couldn't get the smell out. I found out i was a total megan fish. I'm so relieved!"
by Sillysemensluts January 14, 2017
Get the megan fishmug. by 110’s pull a madness June 3, 2020
Get the Megan Swiftmug. by i give everyone the truth ykno January 19, 2020
Get the meganmug.