how is megan so good at singing

she isn’t

“how is megan so good at singing”

no she is not HAHA

by lizzie brown May 8, 2021

megan knees private story

a private story on snapchat in which someone posts twerking videos of themselves or with friends.

i made a megan knees private story so i can get my hoes back

by yesimfrgay July 5, 2020

angelina jolie turns gay with megan fox

The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.

Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.

Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?

Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.

**Later that night**

Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!

Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.

by newsvava February 12, 2009

Megan

The kindest, smartest, most beautiful human being with an adorable smile and contagious laugh that would prove the best things in life really are free. She has an amazing personality that would make any cholo ditch their homies for her.

Cholo 1: Yo fool you coming over? We're having carne asada tonight.

Cholo 2: Nah, holmes. I'm chilling with this chica, Megan. She's beautiful, man.

Cholo 1: Orale! I'll catch you on the flip side.

by thataccountingguy October 20, 2021

Megan

UGH

Person 1: Megan is just so UGH that’s my literal definition for her
Person 2: that’s so accurate! 11/10, I’ll put it on urban dictionary

by gden3 July 28, 2019

Megan

The person who thinks she is better just because she has a boyfriend .in general she just thinks she is better

Megan she thinks she is better just cause she has a boyfriend

by Jekbekek May 29, 2018

Megan

I’m a megan myself. I’m a klutz who trips over air. I hate it when people spell my name wrong. I’m the mom of my friend group. I can be a pushover at times but will yell at anyone who offends me or my friends. I was born in the summer not the spring or winter. There are so many things I want to do, but I’m to afraid to try. I have a boyfriend who is amazing. Yes multiple people have had crushes on me but that was when I was younger. I like to bake, play sports, and hang out with friends. I have a relationship with God and I’m never letting go of it. I love to read but I hate chores. I love the outdoors but also snuggling inside by the fire to stay warm. My friends are amazing and they are always there for me.

Megan, that’s me.

by Blooooooopppp January 9, 2021