she isn’t
by lizzie brown May 08, 2021
by yesimfrgay July 05, 2020
The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
by newsvava February 12, 2009
A strong handsome grandfather who tends to be a tad bit crusty on the chin area, abit homeless, erm quite hoboish, likes the name Bradley, a father to many.
by Cranky Katie April 25, 2018
A movie where 2 girls gets the D from a guy with a torture fetish. And for some reason the Barrel has a harem
Person A: have you seen Megan is Missing?
Person B: Oh the one where the Barrel has a harem?
Person C: yeah
Person B: Oh the one where the Barrel has a harem?
Person C: yeah
by Ass Raccoon person January 25, 2021
Is defined as a beautifuly talented and exceptionally magnificent. She has dyed black hair and has brown eyes. With a height of 5'2" she has every man in the rooms attention when she comes into any place or room. She is competent and confident but she'll most likely tell you otherwise. You're just not that important to her because your wit is match for hers. If you run into a Megan just remember that she is the dopest and never let go.
by The Realist One Yet December 20, 2024