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Matthew

The hottest, sexiest man alive. He is also the king of long dicks.
"I wish I was like Matthew!"
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Marisa Mathews

The most gorgeous and amazing girl on the planet. She's gorgeous and the best friend everyone wishes they had.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Oh, that's Marisa Mathews she's my best friend!
by funnygirl14 August 6, 2011
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Matthew

Matthews are always the sweetest guys on earth, and even though they're sometimes a little too silly, they have a very deep, emotional side that is very hard to find. Matthews make the best friends, and give their all to everything they care about.
Matthew is the sweetest guy ever!!
by Copperhighlights December 19, 2016
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Matthew

A really hot man with a massive cock who also just so happens to look like a cross between the ice age baby and the fish from megamind
by Mysterious man of meth February 21, 2022
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matthew mader

Damn Matthew Mader I love your hair
by fromthehood05 March 1, 2017
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Matthew and Luca

2 gay twins that often do it at night, they can be spotted mostly at gay strip clubs, they both suck ass at Fortnite and are annoying when they build, they say people’s name wrong and Matthew is obsessed with moms while Luca is obsessed with men.
No way is that Matthew and Luca
by Crazy Keeper October 24, 2018
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Matthew Lazenby

Matthew Lazenby is a music producer from the uk known for his songs one and only and alone . You can find him on Spotify @matthew Lazenby
Have you heard the new Matthew Lazenby song
by Lpkg August 25, 2021
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