alaskan toe lubing

The act of cutting your sexual partners toes off, putting them in a blender with some ice, then using the slushy residue as lube to fuck your partner with.

I did some "Alaskan Toe Lubing" with your mother last night.

by cuntfuckercunts February 12, 2014

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Germ x lube

When an emo needs lube so he can get it on with another emo.

The emo kid rubbed his nub with germ x lube

by CancerMurmer69 April 12, 2017

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Satan's lube

When you eat some flaming hot cheetos and use your spit as lube for vaginal or anal sex.

Dude I ate a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos and gave my wife the ol' Satan's lube last night.

by Cheetoeater666 June 9, 2018

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Awful, horrible city. Located near Texas Tech, which is a good school in its own right. Don't be fooled, however, because Lubbockites are VERY proud of Texas Tech and will shove it in your face. Constantly. Not a good place if you like trees, aren't that religious, are a Democrat, or generally like people even if they don't believe what you believe. The school system is okay, but the students are ignorant and value stupidity. They care for no one but themselves, and the entire city is apathetic to all problems as long as it doesn't affect it. Just don't live here.

Lubbock is a shit town and I don't know why you would like it.

Girl 1: I hate Lubbock.
Girl 2: Shut the fuck up, Lubbock is great. It's a party town. It has Tech. Go FOOTBALL! And you know what? Texas is the greatest. We should all backstab each other.

by TexasIsShitty December 2, 2009

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lubbadubs

BOOBS, ladys Breasts, jugs, tats, tittys ect

Bloke: Tits is a crap word
Guy: yeah its to spikey "tits tits tits", its like your being stabed nigguh
Bloke: i like to call em Lubbadubs
Guy : nice bouncy word

by Berkz05 August 18, 2006

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