Laptop Poop

The act of taking a massive shit while using your laptop to entertain yourself from anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. An LTP is essentially multi-tasking. You can do some online shopping, look at porn, or just creep on young high school girls on facebook all at the push of a button while letting beershits explode from your rectum.

*Constipated LTP'ers may need to bring their charger and find an outlet near by.

Mazzo: "Hey Nick Costa! What are you doing over there?"
Nick: "I'm taking a Laptop Poop you retarded yellow-teethed pedophile"

by Shitter3000 January 16, 2011

Lappy

Short for laptop.
Usually used if the laptop is insanely cute and sexy.

I just love my new lappy.

by Camradal November 30, 2003

lappie

another term for laptop

what kind of lappie do you want to buy? apple? dell?

by myftsmls June 26, 2008

Lapeer

A small hick-town consisting of Michiganian rednecks, scene/emo kids trying to be cool, white boy "bloods and cryps", white trash, and very few normal people who try like hell to get the fuck away but somehow are just stuck in this tiny shitty town.

Also known as L-town.

Normal person: "What the fuck is that kid doing? Lapeer is so fucked up."

Scene kid: "I'm diggin this rad shit" (whilst getting a tattoo of a razor blade slitting his wrist.)"Fuck yeah! L-town forever!"

by anonymous---- October 18, 2008

lapkin

Not to be confused with napkin, albeit the same thing, only it makes more sense to call it a lapkin because it covers your lap, not your nap.

Jodi's lapkin prevented her from staining her jeans when she spilled her juicy mango.

by Jodi Hendrickson August 30, 2007

laptaffy

The word used to describe a mans penis.

"You try it, and I will seperate your body from your laptaffy and stitch a football out of your foreskin."
-Coach Hines (Mad TV)

by J-Hood April 5, 2007

lapslop

food or drink or other organic matter spilled, splashed or dripped onto laptop screen or keyboard.

melted fudge cycle lapslop , sneezed pizza lapslop , spilled vanilla latte lapslop, stickychicken wings lapslop, chip and dips lapslop, any finger foods in general lapslop.

by JoJoVH January 28, 2011