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Happy Landon

While doing a reverse coyboy, stick a designer brand water bottle (i.e. Aqua Pana, Vittel, or Voss) into your partners anal canal. Once this has been acomplished throw your partner through a double pain glass window .
While I was at the opera, the old woman next to me told me that if I keep farting that I would end up on the reciving end of a Happy Landon
by Bodandy June 21, 2007
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Landon

Landon is name of the greatest music act ever to perform in the world . . perhaps even the universe , consisting of the 4 most handsome and musically talented males who you could ever be lucky enough to meet .
Hey , how come everyone's obsessed with this new amazing band Landon ?
by God (Jesus Christ) October 5, 2007
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landing strip

When a guy has a line of pubic hair running up from his balls to the head of his penis.
He had a bunch of cum caught on his landing strip
by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003
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Landon

Landon has a small penis and dose not get girls he scars them away.
by Tsgufcjigchjjb January 17, 2018
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landing strip

A pair of black sweatpants from an ex-girlfriend used to catch male ejaculate during self-stimulation. The sweatpants are placed spread-eagle on the ground and the man must choose which runway (pant leg) to ejaculate upon.
Kev has basically filled up his landing strip, man. It looks like a zebra print pair of pants.
by Dan February 21, 2005
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Landen

The best person I have ever met. He cares about you, and gets down on himself when he shouldn't. His music makes you cry but he cares so much more about your mental state than his. He will help you through the hardest times. Your relationship has always been so confusing and wish that he kissed you that night. You wish guys still talked because hes the best person you've ever met
I cant believe I let go of Landen. I want to text him but its so complicated idk what.
by gamergirlpewdiepie January 21, 2019
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landons dick

when landons dick gets big and pokes a hole in his pants and the penis splits in half and the pee and cum spills out eveyrwhere
o shit my dick frll off landons dick os hit
by landons dick May 9, 2018
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