knobjack

(noun) Out in the cold your balls go hard and contract against the knobshaft, lifting the knob horizontal

Judging by the knobjack in Paul's swimming trunks, he'd been in the water some time.

by Alarick September 12, 2006

Knobf

1.A term meaning an infected vagina with green herpes blisters all over the labia minora.

2.A horrible excuse for a teacher.

3.A term for a word spelled with unnecessary consonants.

1, 2, 3, That knobf is BAD

by Mr person or some shit February 18, 2009

Knob Hobbler

A male who takes great pleasure in sucking penises - he particularly enjoys rolling them around in his mouth.

"Did you hear about IssyB from Cape Town? He is such a Knob Hobbler he was recruited to do a male porno!"

by Kingflum December 8, 2010

Knobis Poopis

The act of giving oral sex to one while that person takes a Dingis Poopis. (see Dingus Poopis)

Did you hear what Cloe did to Bryan last saturday? I heard she gave him a crazy Knobis Poopis.

by cristophertroy November 23, 2010

Knobdule

1. A person who does something stupid.
2. A person who makes a mistake and finds out about it much later
3. A person who acts in a ridiculous manner.

1. "Damn, Dropped my mug", "Haha, You Knobdule"

2. "Oh crap, I forgot to create a Flow Chart", "Haha, You Knobdule"

3. "Quit being a Knobdule and put the chair down!"

by tghusky December 2, 2010

knob sock

a person who is a total tool

hey gianni you knob sock

by miller111 May 4, 2012

knob off

To masturbate, fap, jack off, wank, me-time, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, beat the meat, squeeze the cream, charming the snake, manual stimulation of the penis.

"Gonna go knob off for a bit", said Jeff.

by FilthyHobo420 December 15, 2012