clotheslined junk

Being clotheslined in the male genitalia

She gave him a clotheslined junk when he gave her lip.

by Pkc December 28, 2013

[Shoulder Junk]

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Phil's balls practically lay on his chest when he gives Mikey a Shoulder Junk.

by Ray Albright August 16, 2007

Junk Bomb

to deposit a single a item secretly in a domestic setting, within a persons house that has little or not connection to that person.
The principle being that the item will not be found by the house person, until several days or weeks have elapsed.

Task objective: to confuse the house person for as long as possible.

somebody has junk bombed me

by ParnyW June 28, 2022

Junk Bonding

Actively pursuing making friends with the wrong people for alternative gain or for self sabotage.

Example one:

Mike: Why are you talking to that guy?
John: Oh I'm junk bonding so that I can get us those football tickets.

Example two:

Howard: I have never understood why you talk to that woman.
Pete: I'm junk bonding with her cause I'm in a dark place and I need to see this through.

by Wholeeyo October 26, 2022

Junk gut

When you eat a lot of junk food and get the heavy, crappy, overstuffed, this took 5 years off my life feeling

Ughhhh I just 2 burgers, fries, a shake and desert from Burger King... I got junk gut

by Booger13 January 16, 2013

Digital Junk

Genitalia pictures on the internet or via text or other social media. Abbreviated: DJ

Send her your unrequested Digital Junk turns your social media into anti-social media.

by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022

quadra junk

Your run of the mill automitve 4 barrel carburetors which came factory on G.M. cars backnin the days of gas guzzling diosaurs with v-8 engines. Performance was erratic at best and at full throttle they would go boooooog! Was one stupid enough to show up at a street race vs a car with a holley equipped auto. Mister quadrajunk was sure to loose. You could put one on a decent hotrod engine then it would be known as a Quadra Junk Rod Molestor as it would slow it down.

Hey Leroy bring me a cup of gasoline to pour in the carburetor, so I can get the Caprice cranked, hurry up law is coming, Damn "Quadra junk" has done hung up again.

by Big Daddy C Murder July 16, 2024