Junk Fairy

It's that point where you find that you have way too much shit so you begin to give people random useless gifts usually hiding behind an alias.

OMFG the Junk Fairy just visited me,
I got this piece of shit thing....FOR FREEE!

by Verycreepytinysecret January 8, 2011

Billy Bob Junk

Someone who lives in a trailer and supports Donald Trump

Who's that Billy Bob Junk over there? Looks like he could use a pickup on his hygiene.

by EazyE$teezy September 14, 2020

Digital Junk

Genitalia pictures on the internet or via text or other social media. Abbreviated: DJ

Send her your unrequested Digital Junk turns your social media into anti-social media.

by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022

Junk Knuckle

The point at which a penis bends.

Dude, his wang is so crooked it has a junk knuckle

by Whcgonzo October 28, 2011

junk mail

Glory holing through a mail slot.

Did you hear that tom totally junk mailed linda last nite!

by 203628 April 20, 2011

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024

Don't call that trash 'junk'!

What you eye-twinklingly protest when someone asks you "why you keep all dat junk around"; da joke, of course, is dat YOU YOURSELF are referring to said assorted flotsam and jetsam as being worthless clutter by calling it "trash", and so in effect you are agreeing wif da other person's contention dat you should get rid of said rubbish instead of having it around to clog up your closets and walkways.

I dunno da statistics for how many people who retort, "Hey! Don't call that trash 'junk'!" actually do clean out said jumbled mess anytime soon, but at least they are admitting dat they have a hoarding problem.

by QuacksO March 2, 2021