Josh

A man who works on colored wires all day long, he doesnt get much right. maybe thats because he is colorblind...

"why is my car so fucked up"
"I dunno, Josh said it looked good"

by ifuckcars January 15, 2012

josh

A Jewish prick who never shuts up and runs for them coins 24/7

Josh' can normally not spell above a grade 3 level.

Hey Josh! A 5 cent coin!

by ONLYTHETRUTH1!1! December 29, 2015

Pulling a Josh

When a person takes a contraian position on any given topic only to create an arguement. The person pulling a Josh generally does not care about the issue that is being argued over, and more than likely is playing the devil's advocate for his/her own enjoyment.

Person X: This couch is the most comfortable couch ever!

Pulling a Josh: No it's not.

Person X: Dude, this couch is pretty damn comfortable.

Pulling a Josh: Have you sat on every couch in the world to know that?

Person X: No, but I didn't...

Pulling a Josh: Then it's not the most comfortable couch ever! (Smugly sits in his own victory poop while others are annoyed)

by Fatty2cent December 15, 2009

Josh

An obscure synonym for assbutt

Billy, that kid's just a Josh.

by Nine-Times January 25, 2011

Josh

A sex demon and has the greatest dick in the world most people with the name Josh are generally hot and good at making friends and gets more ass than a toilet seat.

Random: hey you know that guy named josh
friend: ya
Random: i fucked him last night he has a great dick
friend i know right

by The Ejaculator of the Century April 28, 2011

joshcadle

Noun. Big, blonde person, often immature but lovely really :-) Talks a lot in lessons, especially Biology

"Josh Cadle stop talking and let me teach my biology class"

by itsonlyme May 24, 2004

Josh Loftis

The most interesting man alive.

Like those Dos Ekes commercials but Josh Loftis is actually real.

by grand master mother fucka June 19, 2009