Jonathan

A literal FUCK MACHINE, will fuck your whole family and you without you realizing it, you will definitely have a great time with this SEX BEAST, they're also super nice and please others in everything, so definitely go out with one.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Jonathan?"

Person 2: "Of course, I am definitely hopping back on that stud"

by TotalHooman May 21, 2021

Jonathan

the name of thors hammer

I am not worthy enough to pick up Jonathan

by PhrogKing June 2, 2021

Jonathan littles

If u see a jonathan littles just know hes a cool guy

Cool as Jonathan littles

by anonymous June 7, 2021

jontahan

When u cant spell jonathan

Man, i cant spelled jonathan wrong. It says jontahan

by A very trustable man June 13, 2021

jonathan creek

A locked-room mystery show by the BBC in which magician-assistant/mastermind Jonathan Creek gives zero fucks about his female friends and just wants to go about his day but gets pulled into seemingly impossible murder mysteries every single time.

*while watching intro*
"Oh I quite like that character.."

2 seconds later,

"Oh he's dead. I suppose Jonathan Creek will solve it. "

by vanderHill June 28, 2021

Jonathan Felix

He's hot sexy and coin belongs to him not zek. Zek is smelly I am best Jonathan is best he pro

Candice : Who is Jonathan Felix
Dicecan : He is hot and sexy

by Cd | Jonathan July 21, 2021

jonathan bucknell

loves to finger his best friend Edward. he is a very cute young man who isnt very smart or good looking, but he still pulls more than you. jonathan is a very funny sexy young man who loves to watch horses fuck.

'your such a little curry muhcing jonathan bucknell'

by lizraid August 4, 2021