Slutty Jeremy

The friend you know that lays pipe and never pulls out because he’s so horny and such a slut.

Brad: Dude I think I might do it tonight.

Kyle: Do what?

Brad: Act like a total Slutty Jeremy. I’ve been jonesing for a creampie.

Kyle: Gnarly!

by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023

Ron Jeremy

a man who gets more ass then a toilet seat

Ron Jeremy:I get more ass then a toilet seat!

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004

Pull a Jeremy

Using one's flatulence to avoid sexual progression

Wendy got into my bed last night and I did not pull a Jeremy

by Jeremy'sAdoptedSon July 27, 2019

Dirty Jeremy

The act of putting your fist in a girls pussy and pushing up so you can see her stomach move.

I fucked that chick Emily last night and when giving her a dirty jeremy she queefed and made my arm vibrate!

by Youngfunkyjunk June 4, 2020

Ron Jeremy

A corpulent and grotesquely hirsute troll of a man who - on account of an anomalously prodigous penis - has become one of the most illustrious porn kings in the contemporary industry.

Ron Jeremy's genitals are so colossal that it is not uncommon for a co-star to leave the set with a prolapsed rectum.

by Ocram May 2, 2003

Pulling a Jeremy

To get zero kills in a game.

Damn I pulled a Jeremy and now everyone is mad; This guy is pulling a Jeremy!

by jjrock1928 April 29, 2016

Ron Jeremy Event

Named for the famous porn star, the Ron Jeremy event is an accidental occurrence that happens once in a while to people who frequently download television shows and movies from file-sharing platforms.

In order for a Ron Jeremy Event to occur, a show or movie is innocently labeled (i.e. South Park s15e12 - Timmy's Birthday.avi) by whomever is closely guarding his porn from the snoopy wife or girlfriend who hates South Park. An unrelated party then downloads the file expecting innocent content. The file may be opened right away or may sit and share for months before being watched. When it is first opened and the discovery is made, the Ron Jeremy Event has occurred.

As those who relabel their porn keep a small porno-stash, they value quality over quantity. Thus the best porn on the internet is always found in the form of a Ron Jeremy Event.

A: "Did you see the latest episode of Weeds?"
B: "No - I thought I downloaded it, but I ended up having a Ron Jeremy Event."
A: "What did you get?"
B: "Powertool Massacre."
A: "Any good?"
B: "Awesome. I'll burn you a copy."

by Cool Hand Duke November 9, 2007