Jooze

Spelled-out prununciation of "Jews"
Used in a jocular way when I-Chatting.

Passover is a holiday for Jooze.

by ttony21 April 19, 2008

jooty

green & geeky

dude that bartender's such a jooty

by blue eminem October 5, 2010

jood

judy but spelled jood. see also "jü"
when you pronounce it you need to pout your lips super hard and extend the "ood" sound as long as possible so you sound weird
the name originated from michael rosen's vine "hot food" since everything that ends with "ood" sounds weird

jood is a kweed addict who has a cute cat and doesn't realize that she has friends
she belongs to a cult named "kweed f4"
she speaks kpop and is extremely sensitive to anything related
she can control her laughter in 1 millisecond which is impressive af

since "jood" sounds nothing like a normal name
you can randomly use this word without any meaning or intention
people will think you're high which is the truth

a: jooooood
b: joooooooooooooood
a: are you obsessed with jood
b: idk

*sees jood*
a & b: jooooooooooooooooood
jood: ?

by superiorlesbian September 25, 2020

joost

A shitty program that lets you watch crappy TV over the interwebs. Only available if you run windows or Mac OSX.

Guy 1. "Hey, have you checked out Joost?"
Guy 2. "No, but I heard its more useless than a mules sack, I think I'll stick with hulu or megavideo."

by crazy1291 March 1, 2009

jootsnackle

A negative adjective synonymous with names like "toolshed," "faggot," and/or "dick."

Sam pushed Josh over.

Josh: "Hey mother f***er, quit being a jootsnackle!"

by ikathegreat October 20, 2008

Joother

Another word for 'cheating mother fucker'. Mostly heard when one cheats in any type of sporting or recreational activity in which a stupid rule is taken too much advantage of. Most commonly, beer pong. Used as a replacement name for the cheater or bullshitter instead of their actual name.

Daniel: "Haha I knocked a cup over... That's 2 cups asshole licker!"

Ryan: "Ughhhh Gooooddamnit, cooome ooon Joother..."

by Kinger Joother September 15, 2009

joog bare

Have unprotected sex.

U need a rubber? Naw imma joog bare.

by ShortyRo December 14, 2010