one fucking minute

a thing Billie Joe Armstrong from green day said once

Billie Joe Armstrong: Let me tell you something, I’ve been around since 19-fucking-88. And you’re gonna give me one fucking minute? You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me! You’re fucking kidding me. What the fuck! I’m not fucking Justin Bieber, you motherfuckers.

by reallystinky May 14, 2022

Give me a minute

Synonym- hold on a sec

I’m busy or about to be busy so wait

Hey are you coming to bed

Yes just give me a minute

by Elegant vagueness July 07, 2021

One minute ugly

That kind of ugliness that lasts only for a moment until a person gets used to it.

-did you see her batman tattoo? It looks ugly.

-it's just one minute ugly. You will get used to it.

by Dundur June 11, 2017

Mikey P Minute

When you ask someone how far away they are and they say a minute but show up an hour later

Guy 1: Yo what took so long I though you said you'd be here in a min.

Guy 2: yeah, a mikey p minute.

Guy1: oh, ight my b

by JPMcdoodle July 04, 2018

1 minute rule

Some one has 1 minute to be somewhere at an agreed time or the other person goes to bed

Vanessa was 2 minutes late so going by the 1 minute rule Corey went to bed

by Prologrb October 29, 2020

20 minute incident

when bro says he will get on in "20 minutes" then dissapears off the face of the earth

Bro: "I'll be on soon"
You: "This better not be another '20 Minute Incident'"
Bro: ______

by 5stackCarry August 14, 2023

One Scott minute

The time between one minute and 36 hours

Scott 'I'll call back in one minute' then 3 days pass with no contact that is one Scott minute

by 13579876543212468 August 21, 2018