hoarding

A term that refers to both the attempt to "hoard" more screen time (that can be obtained) from parents and the panic buying that occurred on Friday, March 13th, 2020, right before the COVID-19 lockdown. This term highlighting a sense of urgency and accumulation in both contexts.

Kids trying to negotiate extra screen time are just hoarding it like people did with toilet paper during the pandemic!

by Emotional Cruiser July 18, 2025

infloormation hoarder

infloormation hoarder: a person or org who hoards technical information about flooring either by privatizing forums and making people pay for it.

A person who hoards information about flooring in his computer causing cyber-clutter

You can only get into that website if you pay to join the organization, they are infloormation hoarders.

Stephen's got so much infloormation his pc is clogged with cyber-clutter

by hardknees September 5, 2010

alphabetical hoarder

someone who hoards goods in a meticulous fashion, often alphabetically.

whats up with ya roommates beer bottles of the world collection?

i think he's an alphabetical hoarder.

by kidla November 10, 2010

jack hoarder

Someone who hogs all the jacks in a card game for their own selfish gains. Particularly in team card games such as euchre.

Adam : I think I have a good hand we can get this trick

Joe: yeah only if I'm not being a jack hoarder in this b yah

by dethj4y February 22, 2011

Snatch hoarder

A girl that keeps all of her girlfriends away from her guy friends.

Nadim - How come you never set me up with any of your hot friends?

Thy - I don't want it to be uncomfortable for me if it doesn't work out and I don't want them to blame me if you are a jerk.

Nadim - You are a snatch hoarder!

Thy - F#!* you!

by Thy Nguyen October 8, 2011

Heat Hoarder

People who use the restroom hand-dryers to excessively warm their hands and/or body, and sometimes dry their hair.

My hands are still wet because the heat hoarder was taking forever with the hand dryer.

by Crazy M. October 6, 2011

taylor howarth

a man who smells like pure asshole.

"Jimmy forgot to wipe his butt after pooping. He pulled a Taylor Howarth"

by Ninja1992 October 28, 2013