heaps

meaning a lot, used by mostly Australians.

Sometimes a synonym for hips.

For example looking at a women's back side and saying "I like your dress heaps" but meaning "I like your hips"

by annmous December 23, 2012

Hamburger Helper

To fuck a girl so hard her pussy is destroyed.

Your at the bar with your buddies and a hot girl walks by. You say to your buddy: "hey jeff, I'm gonna Hamburger helper that broads pussy tonight!"

by Bruce Twayne December 20, 2008

Helana

Normally a big forehead, she can be nice but also mean at the same time

Have you seen helana? yes, I can hear her laugh from here.

by Anonymousss8877 February 5, 2020

Help Joe Biden

This is a campaign was started in early 2021 in order to help rehabilitate the current President of the United States, Joseph Biden. It was first announced to a select group of left leaning voters, after the Democratic Party realized that they wouldn’t be able to sneak this man into office for a second term. Leaked emails suggest that this campaign will help with Joe Biden’s eye sight, cover up multiple accusations of sexual assault, pay his wife to hold off the divorce until 2028, tone down his hypocrisy (estimated to be decreased by .2%, a fraction of the total), keep his body held together, and attempt to make his future Presidential campaign legitimate.

High Powered Random Democratic Voter: Hilary, are you going to send any money to this new campaign, Help Joe Biden?
Hilary: I’ll send in enough money to keep those flight records to Jeffrey Epstein’s Island out of public knowledge, but I only think it’s fair if they try to illegally force me into office as well.

by Bubba the Gimp June 24, 2021

lazy bitch helper

When she lays there like a limp noddle

Man, baby was tired that I got me a big portion of lazy bitch helper

by Cider December 16, 2002

Pullin' A Heap

When something is going very slow.

Phrase derived from the female musician Imogen Heap who is known to write very long, slow, and boring songs.

(Dude 1) Aww dude, this movie is pullin' a heap.
(Dude 2) I know...let's change the channel...

by aidsandfailed November 11, 2009

derick help me

Its the version of pranking where you just beg for help, often you call akward and innopropriate hours such as 12:00 on a school night.

pranker: derick help me
prankee: who is this
pranker: help me please!
prankee: ...mom!?

See attached sound file

by DiZASTiX July 20, 2008