homster

Homster - a cuter/friendlier way of saying “homie” mixed with Hamster.

*Robert with his friends*
*Sees his best friend*
Robert: Ayo John thats my homster right there!
John: Yes! That’s Henry, your best friend!

by Ahaaddisjdjdj November 27, 2018

The Secret HamSteak

The Secret HamSteak is one of many magical handshakes thought up by the mysterious Kevin Quinlan. This handshake is so secret that it is reffered to as a Ham Steak to distract any would-be handshake stealers who roam the streets unchecked.

"Let's perform The Secret HamSteak!"

by The Barefooted Treehugger October 3, 2005

Hampter

A soffisticated being that is nocturnal that hide under your bed. Hampter is another way of saying fortnite battle pass

hampter

by Amogu March 24, 2022

Lip Hampster

jeff foxworthy's mustache

.. Damn did you see his gay ass lip hamster...

by basile May 13, 2005

Hamstershaver

A strain of stupidity that is virilously contagious. Has a crayon-based diet, but also eats play-dough and paste. Choice of hosts are typically semi-retarded fat chicks with ample breasts. Never found in the vaginal orifices.

Algernon is a hamstershaver.

by CM April 14, 2004

ass hampster

When you shove a hampster up your asshole. Usually done by gay men as a sexual activity.

Man i really wanna have an ass hampster i bet it would feel good

by X-Phlo April 19, 2007

hamstershaver

Chubby chaser. Plumper lover. Anti kitty licker. Jedi master of karma whoring. All knowing karma master. One that has sexual intercourse in two minutes or less

Hammy is a karma whore.

by hs February 11, 2005