Strawberry Gnome

Little Mexican men that ring your doorbell trying to sell strawberries. They are also often seen on street corners. Height may not exceed 5 feet.

I was so annoyed when I had to get up to answer the door, only to find a strawberry gnome trying to sell me fruit.

by Happy Joe10 July 23, 2011

Virginity Gnome

A shorter person who's goal is to maintain the virginity of their friends.

Your mother is such a virginity gnome as she never lets us have sex.

by Dr. Gnome January 2, 2012

Volume Gnomes

The invisible creatures who sneak into your empty, locked car and crank up the volume on the stereo so that it blares at 120 decibels when you return to the car and turn on the ignition. Some people mistakenly believe this phenomenon is due to the periodic cranking up of the stereo that takes place during a long drive, when in actuality it's due to the Volume Gnomes.

I think I'm going deaf. When I turned on my car, my Led Zeppelin CDwas playing at full blast. Volume Gnomes must've snuck in and cranked it up.

by markvw59 September 26, 2012

throne gnome

Not to be mistaken for the Golden Deuce, the Throne Gnome is a turd that sits alone in the toilet, in the absence of toilet paper. This differs from the Golden Deuce in that toilet paper was indeed required, but was deposited elsewhere so as to imply that no toilet paper was used. Typically, this garners a much grander response when the turd is enormous, semi-soft, or both. Bonus points are awarded for floaters.

Man, I just went to drop a deuce, and there was a throne gnome in the toilet.

by Derange-O October 5, 2013

Ariel Gomez

Ariel gomez is the most handsomest person.
Most beautiful eyes & gorgeous eyelashes.
Tall, light skinned. Nice lips. Super funny.
Loves to dance and play sports very athletic.
When he loves he loves hard. Passionately in
love with his girlfriend. He will cry for the girl
he loves if he ever lost her. He's an amazing
guy. Great sense of humor. So funny,
energetic amazing in bed. Loves his family &
friends. Would do anything for the girl he
loves. He loves to party & knows how to have a great time.
Definition of perfection.

" Girl i slept with ariel gomez last night it was amazing!

by herty457 November 22, 2013

Drunken Gnome

A) A Gnome that is Drunk

B) Highly respected and idolized Fun loving drunk related to the dwarf community

C) Carefree and jolly midget badass who occasionally are sober for no longer then the time it takes to wake up and reach for their stein, put on their lax pointy hat, pocket their smoking utensils, and post up on their colorful mushroom throne. Order may change depending on circumstances.

D) Rumored to be descendants of the all powerful and holy beer gods these Gnomes are worshiped by all Gnomes and fellow 4 footers of every kind especially their not to distant relatives the Garden Gnome.
E) Ancestors of the Hungover Gnomes

F) The James Bond of Gnomes

Man the Drunken Gnome can drink! Not to mention he brought enough booze for all of us too!!!

When i grow up i wanna be just like them.

"How did he make that slam dunk!?" (BLAM! Right in the kisser) "Nobody questions a Drunken Gnome!"

May your days be plentiful and blessed by the Almighty Drunken Gnomes, Amen.

by DrunkenGnomes November 26, 2014

Happy Gomez

When you wrap a tortilla around yo dick an she sucks you off

Yo I got that chick maria to give me dome bruh, I wrapped a tortilla round my dick an she gave me a happy gomez

by Three Nine September 18, 2015