2 definitions by DrunkenGnomes
A) A Gnome that is Drunk
B) Highly respected and idolized Fun loving drunk related to the dwarf community
C) Carefree and jolly midget badass who occasionally are sober for no longer then the time it takes to wake up and reach for their stein, put on their lax pointy hat, pocket their smoking utensils, and post up on their colorful mushroom throne. Order may change depending on circumstances.
D) Rumored to be descendants of the all powerful and holy beer gods these Gnomes are worshiped by all Gnomes and fellow 4 footers of every kind especially their not to distant relatives the Garden Gnome.
E) Ancestors of the Hungover Gnomes
F) The James Bond of Gnomes
B) Highly respected and idolized Fun loving drunk related to the dwarf community
C) Carefree and jolly midget badass who occasionally are sober for no longer then the time it takes to wake up and reach for their stein, put on their lax pointy hat, pocket their smoking utensils, and post up on their colorful mushroom throne. Order may change depending on circumstances.
D) Rumored to be descendants of the all powerful and holy beer gods these Gnomes are worshiped by all Gnomes and fellow 4 footers of every kind especially their not to distant relatives the Garden Gnome.
E) Ancestors of the Hungover Gnomes
F) The James Bond of Gnomes
Man the Drunken Gnome can drink! Not to mention he brought enough booze for all of us too!!!
When i grow up i wanna be just like them.
"How did he make that slam dunk!?" (BLAM! Right in the kisser) "Nobody questions a Drunken Gnome!"
May your days be plentiful and blessed by the Almighty Drunken Gnomes, Amen.
When i grow up i wanna be just like them.
"How did he make that slam dunk!?" (BLAM! Right in the kisser) "Nobody questions a Drunken Gnome!"
May your days be plentiful and blessed by the Almighty Drunken Gnomes, Amen.
by DrunkenGnomes November 27, 2014
A) Worst than your everyday snitch!
B) Anyone that goes out of their way to skiff someone else over by voluntatntelling on them to The Man for shit that is none of their fucking buisness!
C) Informant aka Snitch Bitch
D) True blue Friendemy
B) Anyone that goes out of their way to skiff someone else over by voluntatntelling on them to The Man for shit that is none of their fucking buisness!
C) Informant aka Snitch Bitch
D) True blue Friendemy
Dorthy was the first in line to serve Timmy an ass beating of a lifetime at the playground after getting his fellow peers detention for being the teachers class voluntatnteller!
The only thing a Kewnu got for vulantatntelling Roberto's personal business to the badge was was a brown nose, D.O.C number, unsupervised protective custody, a black eye, and one hell of a headache.
After being voluntatntold on by his good ol not so good pal Little skeet, Bigg Billy Bob Joe Smith got out of the pen and immediately went and taught his friendemy a valuable lesson about the ethics of street smarts and the values of friendship.
The only thing a Kewnu got for vulantatntelling Roberto's personal business to the badge was was a brown nose, D.O.C number, unsupervised protective custody, a black eye, and one hell of a headache.
After being voluntatntold on by his good ol not so good pal Little skeet, Bigg Billy Bob Joe Smith got out of the pen and immediately went and taught his friendemy a valuable lesson about the ethics of street smarts and the values of friendship.
by DrunkenGnomes November 27, 2014