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joe gloves

a rugged, old looking pair of fingerless gloves. preferably green or brown. also known as hobo gloves. must have at least two tears or rips. very attractive when following the style of clothing that is grunge.
" i just bought a new pair of joe gloves! although my fingertips are cold , im happy to look so homeless and beautiful."
by gio.cobain February 1, 2010
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ove glove

Like a love glove, but for use in an oven. One protects you from the heat of herpes, the other from the heat of an oven.
You better use an ove glove so you don't get oven herpes!
by rhymetyme August 21, 2011
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Wedding Glove

I cleaned up my wedding glove real nice for him.

I’ll be in her weddding glove before we get to the hotel.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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Finnish Glove Dragon

A hand job were the giver covers their hand in rubbing alcohol before setting it on fire. The giver must then jerk the male off until completion, or third degree burns set in.
"oh yeah it was sick! He let me do the Finnish Glove Dragon on them!"
"Really?"
"Yeah it was fun until he had to go to the hospital with 3rd degree burns"
by Lemno April 3, 2020
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Awesome. It can not be beat. Truthfully, this is the greatest teen program to ever grace this planet. High Schoolers model the California state government, and seemingly accomplish more than the people in the real positions
Are you in California YMCA Youth and Governemnt?
Of course I am, all the cool kids are.

I am from NorCal, where it's hella cold.

That last Governor's election was close, that is just why I love Y&G!
by capitolfreak May 13, 2011
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Anarchic Governments Paradox

The Anarchic Governments Paradox is the idea that the governments/nations/violent monopolies of the world, exist within their own anarchy - while governments proclaim themselves as the heroes who have defeated the evils of anarchy, they themselves live within it.
Jessie's love life is as messed up as the Anarchic Governments Paradox.
True dat.
by cyberphunkisms April 29, 2009
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reverse Danny Glover

the martial art of swiftly jabbing your hand into the mouth of an unsuspecting yawner, causing projectile vomiting onto the hand of the attacker, in which case, the attackee is pantsed and vomit is wiped across their defenseless ass.

It is taken from the Danny Glover, just reversed.
While he yawned, she quickly stuck her hand into his gaping mouth, causing him to spew all over her hand. She then pulled his pants down and smeared his vomit across his white ass.

HEY! You just reverse Danny Glovered me!

That's right asshole!
by Whoopi Goldberg January 18, 2007
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