The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).
Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.
Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.
Guy 2: I got you man.
Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.
Guy 2: I got you man.
by calmdownyoufuckingsjw August 17, 2016
Get the Jump on a grenademug. "Uncle Pete is going to be at the wedding, you mind making sure he doesn't bother anyone?"
"I'll take the Bro Grenade for the team. I gotchu."
"I'll take the Bro Grenade for the team. I gotchu."
by McNark December 4, 2024
Get the Bro Grenademug. Having an enemy attach a plasma grenade to your face during deathwatch play in any of the XBox Halo game series.
I was right in the middle of a kill streak that abruptly ended with a case of PGFS (Plasma Grenade Face Syndrome) courteous of hgnryGenghis and his plasma grenade.
by hngryGenghis September 29, 2010
Get the PGFS (Plasma Grenade Face Syndrome)mug. Greg: Did you hear Frank's man grenade bath blaster after he ate all that Chipotle last night? It shook the house, I swear!
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.
by SparkyMae March 8, 2022
Get the man grenade bath blastermug. Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018
Get the Playing baseball with an ax and a grenademug. by Ranger man July 8, 2022
Get the Grenade X Gracemug. The act of flirting or having sex with an ugly member of a group so that the way is cleared for your friends to access the more attractive members of the group.
The responsibility of a "wingman".
The responsibility of a "wingman".
by Rob Prime June 5, 2014
Get the taking a grenademug.