Mediplosive Grenade

A Mediplosive Grenade causes static destruction and liquidation of still matter, causing no expansion nor contraction of energy.

The mediplosive grenade caused everything within it’s radius to collapse in a single position.

by h3v_1 January 24, 2022

Lithuanian Hand Grenade

A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.

Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.

by Amber-Lover69 January 31, 2022

Butt Grenade

What happens to your dookie chute after consuming White Castle Slider's.

Kim ate White Castle and began to drop BUTT GRENADE'S shortly thereafter.

by smoothupinya_WI October 2, 2021

The Holy Hand Grenade

While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.

I gave Veronica the Holy Hand Grenade last night, it was a blast!

by Friendgroupisbored July 19, 2021

Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.

1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022

Grenade

Even louder than a heavy thunder bolt strike! Imagine at 4:30 in the morning you’re on computer playing a boxing game with the volume at the maximum level, then losing the match makes a household of 6 wake up as if they’re about to rocket themselves to the sun!

“Kid, this wrestling noise woke me up like a grenade!”

by LikeXD31 August 15, 2021

Bro Grenade

When you have to jump on your Bro's friend or relative that nobody likes.

"Uncle Pete is going to be at the wedding, you mind making sure he doesn't bother anyone?"

"I'll take the Bro Grenade for the team. I gotchu."

by McNark December 4, 2024