Greedwit

A person who has an inflated perception of the value of their possessions, often overpricing items and refusing to negotiate due to their overwhelming greed and lack of understanding of true market value. Commonly seen in online marketplaces and garage sales.

"I tried to buy that old lamp, but he was such a greedwit, asking for three times its worth."

"I couldn't believe the price they were asking for those used old chairs. What a couple of greedwits!"

“Don’t be a greedwit, just accept the offer!”

by Gnossiennenr3 March 13, 2025

greedtard

1. Billionare

2. A person whose greed is so stupid they ruin everything around them

3. A selfish sack of shit wrapped in vaguely human skin who hoards resources, wealth, knowledge, or any other societal benefit regardless of their monetary status

Elon Musk is a top tier useless greedtard and waste of resources

by AlienAntFarm July 8, 2025

Greedy City

A term for bisexuals and pansexuals because they like both genders, similar to scissor city

"Im from greedy city"

by spamtenna July 9, 2025

Greedemic

When the immensely wealthy globalist corporate oligarchy dictates massive tax cuts for themselves and massive layoffs of federal government and private sector employees to futilely attempt to satisfy their rabid and insatiable greed. It also includes elevated prices for goods, services, health care, prescription drugs, health insurance, child care and rent.

The greedemic is destroying the American Dream for hundreds of millions of Americans to enrich an un-American globalist corporate oligarchy that swears allegiance only to itself and its insatiable greed.

by Quill & Venom October 19, 2025

greedster

(noun) one who’s greed knows no bounds

ex. “Look at Marley. That greedster! Hoarding all the food at thanksgiving!”

by an adversary November 30, 2025

Greedy Monkey

A greedy monkey is when one participant cums on a banana, and the "greedy monkey" eats the cum off the banana then chews on the banana and spits it out without removing the banana peel

For this dare, I played a greedy monkey on him

by TheCoffee December 17, 2025

Greedom

When America gets too greedy and takes all the burgers and french fries.

GREEDOM!!!! 🇺🇲🦅

by Your_local_word_maker January 11, 2026