1. Any form of personal computer with access to the interweb, most commonly used for searching porn and stock quotes.
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peter considers himself a googlespert on the topic of iPhones, I gave him mine so he could demonstrate, he couldn't even turn it on, mustn't have been in the tutorial, lol.
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(v) The practice of strategically using an oblique reference within your online profile, chat client, group tag or status message-du-jour, the understanding and appreciation of which is likely to require an extensive google search.
The cyberquivalent of Dennis Millering.
officially tallied Wit and Coup scores are dependent on the following conditions:
1. that the reference is sufficiently orthogonal to anything like "common knowledge"
2. that the particular point of the obscure reference is something cool
Extra scoring awarded if:
a) the reference constitutes a double entendre
b) the reference means something different to different people
Not to be confused with googlebating (which uses a whole other set of mouse fingers)
The cyberquivalent of Dennis Millering.
officially tallied Wit and Coup scores are dependent on the following conditions:
1. that the reference is sufficiently orthogonal to anything like "common knowledge"
2. that the particular point of the obscure reference is something cool
Extra scoring awarded if:
a) the reference constitutes a double entendre
b) the reference means something different to different people
Not to be confused with googlebating (which uses a whole other set of mouse fingers)
Duran's new status message - "Oh Oh Sugar Spell It Out" 9:05 AM Monday
me: Are you telling the world that you're secretly a gay tween with a deep, dark soul, a hot twin, and thickly calloused fingertips?
me: Or are are you just googlebaiting me?
Sent at 9:26 AM on Monday
me: Are you telling the world that you're secretly a gay tween with a deep, dark soul, a hot twin, and thickly calloused fingertips?
me: Or are are you just googlebaiting me?
Sent at 9:26 AM on Monday
by Haneru March 16, 2009
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A Google Vomit is a Google search linked in an attempt to discredit an opponent in a discussion, usually in a forum or blog, with no clue as to what link in that search is important to the discussion.
It is done in an attempt to overwhelm an opponent with cites, the one that made the search usually does not bother to check if the links are relevant, the one making the Google Vomit expects his/her opponent to do the effort to find the relevant citations. It's an attempt to discourage an opponent or to make him/her waste time.
Google searches give you thousands if not millions of links, one gets a "vomit" of information because it usually includes contradictory or irrelevant citations when there is no specific link pointed at.
This applies also when a dishonest or clueless debater tells an opponent to do a search engine and search for specific words, once again, there is no mention of what specific cite to check.
A Google Vomit is a Google search linked in an attempt to discredit an opponent in a discussion, usually in a forum or blog, with no clue as to what link in that search is important to the discussion.
It is done in an attempt to overwhelm an opponent with cites, the one that made the search usually does not bother to check if the links are relevant, the one making the Google Vomit expects his/her opponent to do the effort to find the relevant citations. It's an attempt to discourage an opponent or to make him/her waste time.
Google searches give you thousands if not millions of links, one gets a "vomit" of information because it usually includes contradictory or irrelevant citations when there is no specific link pointed at.
This applies also when a dishonest or clueless debater tells an opponent to do a search engine and search for specific words, once again, there is no mention of what specific cite to check.
1) "This -link to a Google Vomit- shows that there are 1,000,005 mentions of 'XXXX', so when you claim that 'XXXX' does not exist you are an ignorant!"
2) "Hah! you are a clueless dolt! Look for xxxx and xxxxx in Google! See what you get? I win!"
2) "Hah! you are a clueless dolt! Look for xxxx and xxxxx in Google! See what you get? I win!"
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My name is googleable!
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