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German Octopus

Performing anal on a busty aryan woman, enough to where when you pull your cock out, she shoots poop all over your chest.
I'm really in the mood for shit to be on my chest, I'm gonna ask my girlfriend if she wants to do the German Octopus tonight.
by Anna Leeee March 2, 2017
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german pineapple

When a man stick his dick in a pile of shit shoves it in the women's ass then shoves it her vagina and the women licks the mans penis while it's still covered in shit
You really gave me a great German pineapple last night Justin
by BEEFCAKE89 May 8, 2016
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German Banjoed

When your partner leaves you for her cousin. Specifically if said cousin is from Germany.
Dude, my wife asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her cousin. I said no and got German Banjoed!
by Bobby Ford August 23, 2011
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German Pancake

When one person defecates into another person’s anus.
The man went from one tube to the next like a human German pancake.
by DatGuy64 October 7, 2018
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hippie German Shepherd

A German Shepherd dog belonging to a hippie that exists on the cheapest food - sometimes handouts, no veterinarian care and no obedience training. These usually friendly dogs often can be seen with beggars on median strips or sidewalks, and often end up on animal shelters if the hippie is jailed, moves away or just doesn't want it anymore.
I got my dog from the animal shelter, he's a hippie German Shepherd and it's going to take a lot of work to train him.
by Idaho Mike April 27, 2014
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German Chili Dog

When a female is in a doggy-style position, warms a hot dog in her vagina, places a hot dog bun at the exit of her vagina, then squeezes the hot dog into the bun while excreting diarrhea simultaneously, which creates the "chili" on the hot dog. Eating it or feeding it to another is optional, yet preferable.
"Did you see Angie do a German Chili Dog at the party last night? She must have had a lot to drink!"
by Did you get that email I sent? January 22, 2019
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German gummy bear

When a male circumcises his penis and feeds it to the female.
She was hungry so i gave her a german gummy bear.
by ElongD November 23, 2016
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