Hitch-father

secular version of a godfather, who teaches a child not what to think, but how to think.

In Memory of Christopher Hitchens (1949 - 2011)

"His Hitch-father explained that circular reasoning is not evidence for the validity of the Bible."

by theirishfrog December 26, 2011

dog father

insult in Persian - means a dog fucked his mother and then he popped out.

+you dog father!
- fuck your mother, bitch!
...

by sajjsamm July 24, 2018

ur mother a father

An old insult, forgotten by many. It give the opponent you use it on terrible confusion, especially when you say this after you say "ur mom gay". It is worse than all the "ur" insults combined. Yes, including "ur dog a frog". Everytime you use this insult, a gay mother somewhere in the world will die.

Bobby: You're an absolute fucking walnut
Jeff: Ur mom gay
Bobby: So what?
Jeff: Ur mother a father
Bobby: *suffers a heart attack and fucking esplodes*

by keay April 11, 2018

Are you my father?

Yes, I am your father and I have brought back some milk! I also bought that lego set you want and got you a $100 dollar bill for your 10th birthday.

person 1: Are you my father?
person 2: Yes, I am. So get in my white van and ride to Toys R Us with me.

by Beastmode1158 November 2, 2020

Black Father

1. A man who has stepped up to the challenge of raising his children to be Kings & Queens. He’s a man who has risen above the negative stereotypes about Black Fathers. He KING.

2. A protector, a provider, a lover, a strong foundation.

A black father is important key to his household.

by Miss216 June 14, 2020

Fathead

A person who sits in their bedroom all day taking potent hoots of oil and hash in a 2 foot tall bong playing world of warcraft and playing xbox 360

Person 1: Look at Adam that potent fag playing world of warcraft and taking bong hits, someone smack that Fathead.

Person 2: No shit, hes starting to smell like cabbage!

by Someone Potent December 15, 2008

Father

Less useful version of a mother, but also includes a dick...

Father, can I have some cash

Go ask your mother!

by DaddysLittleGirl June 1, 2010