Fire Emblem

A game by Intelligent Systems and published by Nintendo. The strategy based game series is mostly know for the characters and Nintendo not giving a fuck about the character design

person 1: Hey I have you beaten the recent fire emblem?
person 2: Yeah. But I still question why Nintendo let that one character have those melons that exposed.
StarBucks employee: Sir we are right next to a high school and I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

by major tasshole March 30, 2021

Chicago Fire

A dope show that has gone down ever since Otis died.

Damn, did you see that new episode of Chicago Fire?

by fdny81 December 27, 2021

ur fired

when someone fails or dose any thing that should have bein better

(an unfunny joke) ur fired!

fails

by calijag November 8, 2010

Fire Pwned

When something is fire pwned, it means the entire event is already over before it ever even happened. A paradoxical phenomenon that seems to be so appropriately represented in all things on the internet, given the near instantaneous rate at which things become irrelevant or obsolete.

1. It's 2001 and you get Warcraft 7 in the mail. You open the box only to find a piece of paper that reads, "YOU WIN!". Fire Pwned. It's already over.

2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.

3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.

by Doctor Banzai May 14, 2011

fire avanzada

When a man sets a woman's pubic hair on fire and proceeds to put it out with his own skeet.

"Dude, (insert name here) and I had a hot fire avanzada last night. He almost ran out of skeet.

by schloober September 24, 2010

friendly fire

When you fart and the smell hits only you.

OMG I bust ass in the car today. I had to roll the window down, total friendly fire.

by Ali_ababwa June 20, 2016

Fire train

A sexual act where gay men put jalapeño juice on their penis's and then assfuck

I was never concerned about my gay little brother wanting to be a train conducter until he meant of a fire train

by sausagephest September 5, 2013