financuality

The combination of words financial and sexuality meaning the status of ones own personal money holdings at a specific time.

EXAMPLE #1
Bro1: Wanna go to the bar?
Bro2: Fuck yeah, I feel quite comfortable with my finacuality right now, lets go get fucked up I'm buying.

EXAMPLE #2
Bro1: Wanna go to the bar .
Bro2: I can't tonight.
Bro1: What the fuck? It's fucking ladies night tonight, don't be such a fuckin house homo.
Bro2: I'm uncomfortable with my financuality right now, we can go after I get paid.

by Boogielogics June 14, 2009

Financialship

The skillful, careful, and responsible management of money or other liquid resources of a government, business, group, or individual.

Dwayne showed outstanding Financialship when he invested money that his hooker made from last year's sales into a pair of new fake titties for her so she could make him even more money this year.

by Macroft August 4, 2009

Final Disease

Final Disease: Increase of Limelight cravings and self-inserting awsomeness or fail, drama-downsyndrom, With slight chances of 'I'MLEAVINGFOREVERCUZEVERYONEHATESME!'

Ex. "Lindsy Lohan refuses to leave her home under the ailment of Final Disease." "THIS REPORTER ISN'T TAKING PICTURES OF ME!!! EVERYONE MUST HATE ME! I'M NEVER COMING OUT AGAIN!!!

by MarkMyLife August 9, 2009

Financial rejection

Being accepted to a high-priced university, but receiving $0 in aid, scholarships, etc.

I got in to BU, but the financial rejection letter of $0 aid money soon followed. Hooray for working your ass off for 12 years only to attend the shitty state school of your dreams!

by This is bullshit March 30, 2010

Finalitis

A disease that eats away your brain at the end of finals week and will not allow you to study for your last day of finals. A disease similar to senioritis, but more advanced

You studying for your last final tonight?
>F*ck no I got finalitis...I'm just gonna wing it tomorrow

by Duke_0302 May 6, 2010

Finaddle

A form of sneaking. When one blends into a crowd to infiltrate a establishment.

Another definition is when one has an accomplice steal food from a closed banquet/party/ or any other gala type event.

Yea this morning I FINADDLED my way into the school to surprise my brother.

Hey man, can u FINADDLE me some of the cookies from the bake sale?

by skoalman12 December 2, 2010

finals coma

The act of engaging of copious amounts of sleep, often aided by over-the-counter sleep aids, either to prepare for or recover from an exhausting period of studying and exams.

So named because preparation for, and getting through, final exams often leaves students sleep-deprived, particularly graduating seniors and students majoring in fields that require excessive amounts of memorization or explicit attention to detail. This naturally leads to a period of rest wherein the subject is so unresponsive to stimuli that they may appear to be under the influence of a low-grade elephant tranquilizer or comparable sedative.

Persons in need of a finals coma can often be identified by red-rimmed eyes, fingers stained with highlighter ink, empty caffeinated-beverage containers, and a slow, shambling gait, as that of a zombie.

Student 1: You ready for finals next week?

Student 2: Yeah, Sunday, I plan on popping some Tylenol PMs and sleeping for 14 hours just make sure I don't miss my 8 am exam.

Student 1: Need a finals coma, eh?

Student 2: Yeah.

or

Student A: I just finished my last exam.

Student B: Sweet, let's go get drunk!

Student A: Dude, it's only noon and I haven't slept all week--let me get in a finals coma, and we'll hit the bar around midnight.

Student B: Sounds good!

by LSSUTKE280 May 6, 2011