Fartscalating

The act of farting in the face of the person behind you while riding up an escalator or walking up a flight of stairs.

That was so nasty! On the way up the guy in front of me kept fartscalating.

by Perfectly Inappropriate Humor May 21, 2018

Factsmith

A person of dubious nature, who links unrelated facts together in an attempt to confuse, impress or intimidate another person with their worldly astuteness.

Theresa- "Like, OMG!!! Jonathan is so SMART!!!"
Mary- "Are you kidding me?!!! He's a total factsmith!"
Theresa- "Factsmith, ...really? There's no such thing as a "factsmith"!
Mary- Urban Dictionary, look it up!

by Factsmith September 2, 2018

Facts are friendly, Fiction is Fallacy

The truth will have no conceivable defence, where as a fictional narrative can always be confirmed as fallacy.

John: I believe that we can grow our gross revenue 10% over the next six years using this marketing strategy.

Harvey: Well, facts are friendly. until then, fiction is fallacy.

The definition of fact being an absolute truth, where as to define fallacy is to holding a mistaken belief, especially one based on unsound arguments.

Facts are friendly, fiction is fallacy - would be defined as until you have evidence you are unable to make a case against the fallacy of your argument.

by Harrison T French October 20, 2018

facts

ben shapiro's addiction

facts don't care about your feelings

by a pointy boi December 7, 2018

facts

They don't care about your feelings

Ben Shapiro destroys feminists with facts

by MCWHITEGUY December 11, 2018

farts

they smell

farts smell, b*tch

by well ton December 17, 2018

Facts

A true statement that people often agree with and reply to it with the word “facts”

Me:*reads quote*
Also me: true facts

by Vee🎈🥤 March 4, 2019