Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.
by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 9, 2024
Get the Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk? mug.A form of rizzing, which the user does not speak to the wanted person, but exists within their vision.
This would be standing in line in front of them, going down the same aisle at the grocery store, or walking past them often.
The result is that they recognize you often so you can easily approach them when the time comes.
This would be standing in line in front of them, going down the same aisle at the grocery store, or walking past them often.
The result is that they recognize you often so you can easily approach them when the time comes.
Guy1: You bro Sarah is so bad, I gyatt to get to know her.
Guy2: Dude you have art class at the same time, you should perform the I Exist Rizz
Guy1: Great Idea, she see me so often she;ll have to say hi!
Guy2: Dude you have art class at the same time, you should perform the I Exist Rizz
Guy1: Great Idea, she see me so often she;ll have to say hi!
by ExternalDraw43 March 17, 2024
Get the I Exist Rizz mug.Related Words
Oh? What happened? You don't like the idf's excuses Destiny? You think maybe it's the thing I said it was? You think you were just using historical precedent and making shit up to sound right in front of retards?
Hym "You know what the Idf excuses prove? CORRECT ALL ALONG! Embarrassing! Fucking knockoff. What did I say about sullying my good name? At least be on the right side of things! Shit, you fucking suck! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam April 5, 2024
Get the Idf excuses mug.Children born after the widespread integration of personal devices, particularly tablets, into everyday life. These kids often have different developmental experiences compared to those who grew up without being surrounded by technology from infancy, leading to distinct social, cognitive, and behavioral traits.
My little brother might struggle with social skills because he’s among these "pre-existing iPad kids", too used to interacting with screens instead of people.
by Emotional Cruiser February 14, 2026
Get the pre-existing iPad kids mug.The existential application: existence itself may be illogical—the fact that there is something rather than nothing, that beings exist who can ponder their own existence, that consciousness arises from matter and then questions matter—none of this is logically necessary or even logically coherent. Illogical Existence Theory suggests that existence is a mystery that logic cannot dissolve. The question "why is there something rather than nothing?" has no logical answer; existence just is, illogically, inexplicably, miraculously. Logic can analyze existence but cannot ground it.
Illogical Existence Theory "You demand a logical reason for existence. Illogical Existence Theory says: there is none. Existence doesn't need a reason; it just is. Your demand for logical foundations is human, not cosmic. The universe exists—illogically, gratuitously, inexplicably. That's not a problem to solve; it's a mystery to live."
by Dumu The Void March 1, 2026
Get the Illogical Existence Theory mug.The existential claim that existence itself is irrational—not just inexplicable but actively absurd, self-contradictory, impossible to fully rationalize. We exist, but existence has no reason. We seek meaning, but meaning isn't given. We are subjects in a world of objects, minds in a world of matter—a contradiction lived, not solved. Irrational Existence Theory embraces this: existence is irrational, and the only authentic response is to live fully in that irrationality, without pretending to resolve it.
Irrational Existence Theory "Why do we exist? No reason. Why is there suffering? No answer. Why do we love, knowing we'll lose? No explanation. Irrational Existence Theory says: existence is irrational—get used to it. The point isn't to solve the irrationality but to live it, to love anyway, to create meaning in the face of meaninglessness. That's not despair—that's courage."
by Dumu The Void March 1, 2026
Get the Irrational Existence Theory mug.A fallacy where you accuse your opponent of committing logical fallacies specifically to avoid dealing with the content of their arguments. The move uses "that's a fallacy" as a conversation-ender, not a genuine critique. Instead of showing why something is fallacious and what that means, the accuser simply labels and dismisses. The fallacy lies in treating fallacy identification as refutation—as if naming the error does the work of argument. Real fallacy analysis requires showing why the fallacy matters, how it affects the argument, and what remains after it's removed. Logical Excuse Fallacy skips all that and just declares victory.
Logical Excuse Fallacy "He spent the whole debate saying 'that's a straw man,' 'that's ad hominem,' 'that's hasty generalization'—never once engaging what I actually said. That's Logical Excuse Fallacy—using fallacy names as excuses to avoid argument. Real critique engages; labeling just dismisses. The fallacies may have been real; the excuse was the point."
by Dumu The Void March 3, 2026
Get the Logical Excuse Fallacy mug.