The main character from the Manga and Anime, "Fullmetal Alchemist". In an attempt to bring their mother back to life, his little brother loses his entire body, and Edward Elric loses is leg. He sacrifices his arm and binds Alphonse's soul to a suit of Armor. To regain their original bodies, they set out in search of the mysterious "Philospher's Stone." He becomes a State Alchemist at the age of 12, the youngest in the military's history, and recieves the title of, "Fullmetal".
He is very short.
If you call him short, he will try to kill you.
He dislikes his superior officer, Colonel Roy Mustang, and consistently bickers with him throughout the series.
He is very short.
If you call him short, he will try to kill you.
He dislikes his superior officer, Colonel Roy Mustang, and consistently bickers with him throughout the series.
Envy: Come here, PIPSQUEAK!!
Edward Elric:Don't call me PIPSQUEAK!! AHHH!! *Bashes Envy's head in with his automail arm*
Edward Elric:Don't call me PIPSQUEAK!! AHHH!! *Bashes Envy's head in with his automail arm*
by Fullmetal Alchemist Freakazoid April 4, 2013
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Has a bad relationship with Jacob and most of Bella's guy friends. He is described as perfect(which is boring). All of the other characters-even BELLA!-- have more personality than him yet most of them are rejected and only some people pay attention to them. Oh, and did I mention he sparkles?
Has a bad relationship with Jacob and most of Bella's guy friends. He is described as perfect(which is boring). All of the other characters-even BELLA!-- have more personality than him yet most of them are rejected and only some people pay attention to them. Oh, and did I mention he sparkles?
Girl:"O-M-G Edward Cullen is so smexy!"
guy:"You mean the pedo vampire stalker?"
girl:"Yup!" <3
Direct quote from book:
"And you’re worried, not because you’re headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct?"
guy:"You mean the pedo vampire stalker?"
girl:"Yup!" <3
Direct quote from book:
"And you’re worried, not because you’re headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct?"
by Anonymous Autumn Breeze April 13, 2009
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Sparkling vagina. Not a vampire. Not a fairy. Not the "perfect gentleman". Just a huge, sparkling, vagina.
Obessed teen girl: "Omg, Edward Cullen is the hottest vampire ever!!"
Smart girl: "No, he's not. Hell, he's not even a vampire. He's a sparkling vagina."
Smart girl: "No, he's not. Hell, he's not even a vampire. He's a sparkling vagina."
by Aunty Pebblz July 26, 2010
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Get the Edwardo mug.Individuals who are associated and support the ideas and fashions of Don Ed Hardy. Often they are located in night clubs, they tend to have mediocre faux hawks, enjoy fist pumping, wear hats and belts with diamond studs, and gather in groups in order to grind on attractive single women.
We went out to the club last night, and there were a bunch of edhardy fags grinding and fist pumping on some random girl.
by Ledend February 26, 2011
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Edward Longshanks probably wanted to bang that French princess that his son didn't like because she didn't have a penis.
Even though you're the prince of darkness you're still no Longshanks.
Even though you're the prince of darkness you're still no Longshanks.
by Cpt. JLP of the USSE October 16, 2008
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Teenage girl: Jesus Christ not these again! I want a hot group not these Irish jokers!
Guy: Oh my god who are these idiots? Oh wait, John and Edward! I'm sorry guys, i thought it was someone else! You're awesome! *Gets hit in face by girlfriend*
Guy: Oh my god who are these idiots? Oh wait, John and Edward! I'm sorry guys, i thought it was someone else! You're awesome! *Gets hit in face by girlfriend*
by GimpyWimpy November 1, 2009
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