flip-flop of douchebags

The collective noun for a group of douchebags; cf. gaggle of geese, school of fish.

I was standing at the bar, and in walks a flip-flop of douchebags.

by Skelebone Jones August 25, 2008

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CEO of Douchebag Inc.

What you say when someone whines about their job.

Will: Not only did Jack boost my stapler again, but he used all the staples too!

Jack: Awww, had a hard time being CEO of Douchebag Inc. again?

by Velenka October 21, 2010

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DBRUs: The place where all douchebags go to buy clothing, hairstyles, lines and all things douchebaggy

He must shop at Douchebags R' Us

by #truthaboutboys December 05, 2011

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Do you believe these are my sons? Meet Douchebag 1 & 2

by SlimJam August 12, 2020

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Someone who has no credibility on any subject anywhere.

by oldhoss December 25, 2020

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Like Schrödinger’s Douchebag, except they know they’re a douchebag, and they’re loud and proud.

“I’d kill a group of gay people because they are so gay”
“Dude, what the hell”
“I know what I said”
“You’re a warrant walk-in douchebag”

by subway572572 June 12, 2023

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failure at life, a complete moron who has no respect for anyone but himself, and thinks hes sweet shit

dj akuds is a self conceited douchebag... not to mention a failure at life and a moron

by gstar* April 17, 2011

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