flip-flop of douchebags

The collective noun for a group of douchebags; cf. gaggle of geese, school of fish.

I was standing at the bar, and in walks a flip-flop of douchebags.

by Skelebone Jones October 18, 2008

Maniac crackpot douchebag

Someone who has no credibility on any subject anywhere.

Most politicians are maniac crackpot douchebags.

by oldhoss December 25, 2020

Douchebag 1 & 2

These guys

Do you believe these are my sons? Meet Douchebag 1 & 2

by SlimJam August 12, 2020

CEO of Douchebag Inc.

What you say when someone whines about their job.

Will: Not only did Jack boost my stapler again, but he used all the staples too!

Jack: Awww, had a hard time being CEO of Douchebag Inc. again?

by Velenka October 21, 2010

Warrant Walk-In douchebag

Like Schrödinger’s Douchebag, except they know they’re a douchebag, and they’re loud and proud.

“I’d kill a group of gay people because they are so gay”
“Dude, what the hell”
“I know what I said”
“You’re a warrant walk-in douchebag”

by subway572572 June 12, 2023

Douchebags R' Us

DBRUs: The place where all douchebags go to buy clothing, hairstyles, lines and all things douchebaggy

He must shop at Douchebags R' Us

by #truthaboutboys December 5, 2011

self conceited douchebag

failure at life, a complete moron who has no respect for anyone but himself, and thinks hes sweet shit

dj akuds is a self conceited douchebag... not to mention a failure at life and a moron

by gstar* May 7, 2011